“Fee Fie Fo Fum.” Rumbled the giant. He wrinkled his nose “I smell farts. I got to go tell Johnny to spray his room again.” He lumbered off.
Then the giant heard a sound of crashing mixed with a wet crunch.
It was his wife, his cat, and a bowl.
His wife was eating the cereal in the bowl, which was the wet crunch.
There was something wrong with the cereal, though.
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The cats guts were the cereal!
“yummy yummy cat guts.” he said.
But sadly the bowl ascended into the higher sphere.
It had finally found its other half, it had been feeling kinda empty and no matter what it tried to fill itself with that always got taken out.
NSS really badly referencing how you like put stuff in a bowl but then remove that idk what I’m saying lol
jack continued to fart his way up to the castle but lost his balance and started falling towards it.
the heavy from tf2 helped him get his balance
then the backrooms storm hit and everyone was noclipped into level 0
and then azathoth woke up and everyone noclipped into level 5
but then “its just a burning memory” started playing, and then a loud boom from the song, 50 days later sent a chain reaction causing boilers to explode so loud that the sound they shattered walls and boilers, and so on
and then cult of Dionysus and vampire by the Orion experience started playing on loop simultaneously
The moon didn’t like this music so it crashed into earth and caused an apocalypse
while all the cells were sucking eachother’s insides out through straw pili in the backrooms
by now, the booms spreading from bolier to boiler were multiplying exponentially, and 99.99999999% of people in the level were dead, and the rest of them noclipped back to reality
And then they subsequently no clipped into a copy of the back rooms that was like before the back rooms had boiler problems, and this back rooms had no boiler problems
but in reality they just noclipped into a level like the boiler rooms without the boilers and instead plants and fungi glowing using energy from all the reactive elements in the walls and producing melanin to excrete once it was full of heavy elements, the level also had animals.
NSS: you guys shall design said animals as i am out of ideas for them