However because it was a void box nothing was affected by the explosion except joe’s health bar as he was flying by on a pair of elytra, looking for an end city ship.
joe then logged off of Minecraft because he wanted to touch some irl grass.
Then he realized he was still wearing his VR headset and was touching grass in Among Us
But there’s something odd going on, the vr set was turned off!
He takes off the VR headset and finds that it was an illusion, and his house is covered in purple fire, situated at the top of an end pillar.
joe didnt care and kept running from the growing void cube
Too bad running sent him off the edge of the pillar.
And then he dies a painful death while black widow’s death’s theme was playing
Except he had a totem of undying, and the music was coming from his cellphone - his sister was calling him
But wait, he doesn’t have a sister
its not a biological sister its a sister of battle!
nss there from 40k if anybody is wondering
Then she ingested both him and the boss.
She then blew up because the dragons mass was too large for her to consume, and so she (she being Jean the Ender Dragon (that’s its actual name and gender no joke)) and Joe flew out unharmed.
“Joe mama!!” Her dying words
that summoned mother jonathan, the most powerful sister of battle
Battle was currently on vacation, but back to the story.
Someone stole the story
They are running away, shouting “Run! Run! As fast as you can! You can’t catch me I’m the Stinky Cheese Man!”
NSS
I actually read a book once with alternate versions of childrens tales. Instead of the Fox eating the stinky cheese man in the river, the Fox smelled him and drowned
nss what children story???