NEW! one sentence story telling thread

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NSS an alternate version of the gingerbread man tale

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The stinky cheese man was offered to be helped across a mountain range by a goat, he accepted, and then was eaten by the goat.

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The goat also ate the story, but no one would come close because of his bad breath

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Someone had the bright idea of shooting their nose with a gun and approached the goat afterwards

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They were a brain dead zombie because they shot their brain through their nose, so they stank so bad they scared even the goat away

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Then doctor strange stepped through a portal in front of the goat

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The goat head butted him away from the portal and jumped through, the portal closing behind the goat.

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β€œMaybe the real story was the friends we made along the way” said someone

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β€œNah that’s bogus” said the Capricorn, aka the great space fish-goat

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β€œI don’t believe in yee yee :belgium: furry astrology”

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Capricorn proceeds to blast the disbeliever with Astral energy

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β€œWhat’s a god to non believer” said the disbeliever

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β€œThe thing that just disintegrated you” said the Capricorn as the disbeliever was disintegrated by the energy of 100,000,000,000 stars

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β€œI don’t really believe you did anything” the guy was absolutely fine as if nothing happened

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Because gods only have power over those who believe in them.

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Then a can of beans from the skies fell onto the disbeliever’s head.

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He didn’t notice, because it was the size of a flea.

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Then it grew to a size of a typical household cat.

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And then to the size of a typical house.

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β€œEating beans I see!”