NSS an alternate version of the gingerbread man tale
The stinky cheese man was offered to be helped across a mountain range by a goat, he accepted, and then was eaten by the goat.
The goat also ate the story, but no one would come close because of his bad breath
Someone had the bright idea of shooting their nose with a gun and approached the goat afterwards
They were a brain dead zombie because they shot their brain through their nose, so they stank so bad they scared even the goat away
Then doctor strange stepped through a portal in front of the goat
The goat head butted him away from the portal and jumped through, the portal closing behind the goat.
âMaybe the real story was the friends we made along the wayâ said someone
âNah thatâs bogusâ said the Capricorn, aka the great space fish-goat
âI donât believe in yee yee 
furry astrologyâ
Capricorn proceeds to blast the disbeliever with Astral energy
âWhatâs a god to non believerâ said the disbeliever
âThe thing that just disintegrated youâ said the Capricorn as the disbeliever was disintegrated by the energy of 100,000,000,000 stars
âI donât really believe you did anythingâ the guy was absolutely fine as if nothing happened
Because gods only have power over those who believe in them.
Then a can of beans from the skies fell onto the disbelieverâs head.
He didnât notice, because it was the size of a flea.
Then it grew to a size of a typical household cat.
And then to the size of a typical house.
âEating beans I see!â