That is the end of our story
Hair flesh teeth eyes, they have returned
NSS- @PositiveTower
this thread is supposed to be one big story
So anyways, a bit of xenous DNA broke off from the heaven and floated through space untouched for eons, before finally landing on europa and emerging as a new xenous cell, and it evolved flaggelums and became multicellular.
“hey guys, its me, welcome back to another episode of…”
“oh my god, who the hell cares!!”
“I care” said the vacuum.
“it’s cleanin’ time” said a vacuum cleaner
“Nuuk looks like the perfect place for vacation” responded Haumea.
“What the hell’s a Nuuk?”
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“Nuuk is the capital of No Data! Don’t you know it?”
Vacuum cleaner cleaning the vacuum sounds
larry, who had just backflipped into the room, proceeded to throw sheckles at people
Obviously he was Belgian, so he took a box of chocolates and threw them at people.
but lootboxes are banned in belgium so he got arressted
larry then began summoning various 18th century men to slap the Belgians
Because he was also Belgian, they began slapping him as well, and the aliens thought that was quite fitting for such a country
Recall that kim jong un had a base on uranus, after eons(the xenous spore had landed on europa), kim jong un soon established a base on saturn and europa, and were mining the asteroid belt, while meanwhile a very democratic north korean nuclear spaceship fleet was headed towards earth.
Then, the Amirite meteorite itself woke up and got out of the Earth’s insides.
(It was a really comet)
But kim jong un nuked the meteorite and it was blown to smithereens, and kim jong proceded with landing troops in south korea to try to take south korea, then the so called “capitalist pigs” of the west.