“So I wake up from my nap and that’s how you treat me? YOU 
B- [𝚁𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚍𝚞𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑 𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚞𝚎𝚜 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚊𝚜: 𝙴𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝙳𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚎]!!!” - said the meteor, as it began to blast the last of it’s Amirite energy at the North Koreans.
(it was not very effective)
Except the north koreans survive, since they knew about the amirite energy, so they had built shields, and with all it’s power gone, it can not fight anymore,“SURRENDER YOU CAPITALIST PIG!!!”, kim jong un, now immortalized in a robot, says.
meanwhile, the destruction of the amirite meteor/comet starts to make all earth-based life weaker.
And soon the N. Koreans realized that they made a fatal mistake, they had protected themselves against Admirite, not Amirite.
“That was pathetic, am I right?” Said the Amirite Meteor as it stopped faking weakness and blasted Uranus to oblivion.
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Kim Jong-un then dies of a heart attack.
Due to the lack of Amirite on earth, life began to mutate into horrid amalgamations of eyes, flesh, hair and teeth.
That’s actually a cover up story made by the Korean government
, or whatever remained of it.
which was led by Kim Jong-dos.
Amirite was just chillin in space and decided to check back in on Earth
And on Earth, it was hell.
earth life was very weakened.
All of it mutating into amalgamations.
Seeing this, the Amirite meteor sighed, saying, “I have to take care of everything myself, am I right?”
“No •Sherlock” - said the Earth.
then the amirite meteor went back into earth and earth life de-amalgamated.
The Amirite meteor sighed contentedly, saying “This is better, am I right?”
then a 90’s sitcom laugh track plays.