One-sentence story building

“oh no not my lens” said I

The pieces fell fell to the floor.

Then the oceans filled back up somehow.

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The tendrils waved goodbye,

and the shattered pieces of the lens came back together, as they were.

The abominations came back, using their tendrils to turn the together-lens to make a giant discoball and do an universe sized party.

Apparently, they are really good at break dancing

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But then the Earth joins in on the dancing, wiggling her tectonic plates, causing earthquakes and tsunamis all over her surface.

That’s exactly the outcome they wished for when they set the entire thing up.

It was DJ Jupiter, and He had been practicing his best drop for millennia, spinning Saturns discs so many times that even he got dizzy, forming the swirling storm we see on his surface.

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Even the Aomgii themselves came.

.sdrawkcab nettirw erew secnatnes lla nehT

,sgnilhtrae rof gnilttesnu yrev saw soahc siht llA

…yad sdrawkcab saw ti deralced enoemos litnU

… this day and every day, and so everything turned back to normal

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Then the whole world leaned to the right.

and then the ant started to make more of itself and arrange them into a shape with arms, legs, a torso, and a head until it became ANTS MAN

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Sadly many people were too right-leaning to understand that (nor my leftie perspective).

after seeing an animal that almost escaped a fire and eating it the ants man decided to stab an animal with a stick after finding out how to make fire

As Ant-Man was impatient, he skipped all stages of technological development and made a rocket, so he became the

E L O N A N T

He took Twitter to the Moon!!