ElonAnt then went and allied with AquaAntman from Europa and they formed the interplanetary alliance of ants, or IAOA for short.
Then The Gambia invaded Senegal and the Alliance of Togo and Ghana invaded Benin.
Then the leader of Benin called out “IiiiiAaaaaaaaaaaOooooooAaaaaaaaaa” and suddenly all the attackers were killed by billions of ants
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That destabilized the region even more and an open revolution started in Mali.
Toxic gas was used against Benin, but Venurza the Venusian ant Queen and her toxin-eating subjects ate that gas, and then the IAOA-Benin Alliance began slowly conquering the world
IAOA got into hot water with the UN when the UN accused them of committing war crimes in Western Africa.
Meanwhile, in South Africa, the UN secretary general begs for help from the termites, who accept the request. The termites begin to build a neutronium bomb made of earth and clay.
The Federal Communist Party of Pangolin-Armadillo-Ardvark-Anteaters then pull up, eat the termites, and carrying the neutron bomb they begin to head towards the IAOA capital on flying manta rays
And then Bob woke up.
And then John woke up.
And then Beth woke up.
And then George woke up.
And the George was eaten alive for being a secret agent of the FCPPAAA inside the IAOA
And then,
Mark wakes up.
“Welcome back” says the pancake man.
Mark has amnesia so he eats the pancake man cause he doesn’t remember who he is and is hungry
A message appeared in the air: “We are trying an experimental method. The doctors don’t know where you will see this messag, but if you see it please wake up.”
Mark stares at the message, pancake syrup dripping of his chin, and then shrugs and moves on with his life, thinking it was odd this person called ‘the doctors’ thought he was asleep
The floor then melted under him and a hole opened; he fell.
Music plays
Mark luckily had a bucket of water, and when he got to the bottom of the hole, he saw Adam Sandler talking to a furry.
He was confused.
The furry split in half, revealing an inside made of hair, teeth and eyes.
then it ate some shampoo and thought it would die
But then, all of its hair absorbed the shampoo, and now the creature had luscious hair, and no need for a fursuit.
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