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Will your dog become a dragon ascending into the astral plane? Only time will tell… . :crazy_face:

Bold of you to assume that time will tell me what has happened to my dog that ascended into the astral plane. I have it on good authority that my dog is a minor deity.

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:rofl:

what does “ascending into the astral plane” mean by the way?

“Goin up”

oh

you mean like jumping?

N-no… like traveling into another dimension

Hmm… Oh well

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I currently know how to do the following things:

@discobot start {name-of-tutorial}

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@discobot roll 2d6

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@discobot fortune

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@discobot fortune will the microbe stage be finished by the end of 2020

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I reject your sources

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I just realized how stupid it is that someone with my username is asking a robot for 8 ball answers