Bold of you to assume that time will tell me what has happened to my dog that ascended into the astral plane. I have it on good authority that my dog is a minor deity.

what does “ascending into the astral plane” mean by the way?
“Goin up”
oh
you mean like jumping?
N-no… like traveling into another dimension
Hmm… Oh well
Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.
I currently know how to do the following things:
@discobot start {name-of-tutorial}
Starts an interactive tutorial.
{name-of-tutorial}can be one of:tutorial, advanced tutorial.
@discobot roll 2d6
3, 6
@discobot quote
Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you — Princess Diana
@discobot fortune
You may rely on it
My sources say no
I reject your sources
Don’t count on it
I just realized how stupid it is that someone with my username is asking a robot for 8 ball answers
3, 6
Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you — Princess Diana
You may rely on it