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What the Belgium did you just Belgiuming say about me, you little microbe? Iā€™ll have you know I out-competed all other species in my biome, and Iā€™ve been involved in numerous successful predator-prey interactions, and I have over 300 confirmed offspring. I am trained in shooting poisonous agents and Iā€™m the top predator in the entire ecosystem. You are nothing to me but just another meal. I will wipe you the Belgium out with engulfing the likes of which has never been seen before in this tidepool, mark my Belgiuming words. You think you can get away with poking that pilus at me over the Internet? Think again, Belgiumer. As we speak I am developing a deadly new toxin and your membrane is being depleted right now so you better prepare for the storm, ameoba. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little organism you call your life. Youā€™re Belgiuming extinct, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can digest you in over seven hundred ways, and thatā€™s just with my bare flagella. Not only am I extensively trained in pilus-based combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my agent stores and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable nucleus off the face of the tidepool, you little Belgium. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ā€œevolutionarily advantageousā€ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your Belgiuming cilia. But you couldnā€™t, you didnā€™t, and now youā€™re seeing your hold on your niche disintegrating, you primitive species. I will call my cell colony over to you and you will drown in them. Youā€™re Belgiuming extinct, kiddo.

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The new Shakespear, I say. Good show! Good show! Cheers!

I like the new forums

We collectively are glad to hear that.

Was shoutbox spam wanted for testing purposes, or just to encourage activity or something like that?

I now want an action movie where everybody is just a microbe. The main roles should be played by Nic Cage and Samuel Jackson.
It will be like Pacific Rim, only tiny instead of huge.

I want a movie with that has guy fieri and Tommy Wiseau in it and is directed by M. Night Shyamalan

can i interest you in some czechochechnyoslovenoslovakia

o hai mark,hahahahahahahIwanttodiehaha

I have found god

So atrox is one of a kind here and he definately has no connections with Aatrox?

Indeederino amigo

the goat is real! donā€™t believe the lie.

this is heresy, Mingey

I care not, goat

I myself am a faithful believer of the llama cult, goats are false deities.