The new joke achievement thread

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This is bullyism: Do a minimum of 3 of the following:

  • Threat/Blackmail weaker nations to assert global/interplanetary/interstellar/intergalactic/interuniversal dominance.
  • Commit at least 9000 war crimes.
  • Destroy at least 3 neutral or alliedascension gates.
  • Turn on your allies at least once and succeed and destroying them all.
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Bullyism?
THIS IS SPARTA!: kick the reigning general down a bottomless pit.

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PhotoSYNTHESIS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA:

have your planet evolve so that, until you reach the awakening stage, all multicellular life uses photosynthesis as a main energy source, and make the cambrian explosion happen by evolving a digestive system that only gives you the minerals and nutrients from organisms you eat, and nowhere near enough of the energy from them to let you become heterotrophic.

yummy hydrogen: evolve past the multicellular stage as a purely hydrogenotrophic organism