The new joke achievement thread

This is bullyism: Do a minimum of 3 of the following:

  • Threat/Blackmail weaker nations to assert global/interplanetary/interstellar/intergalactic/interuniversal dominance.
  • Commit at least 9000 war crimes.
  • Destroy at least 3 neutral or alliedascension gates.
  • Turn on your allies at least once and succeed and destroying them all.

Bullyism?
THIS IS SPARTA!: kick the reigning general down a bottomless pit.