THE NEW Miscellaneous Talk That Doesn't Deserve A New Thread Thread Thread (Part 2)

Im gonna to FILL THE ENTIRE NORTH AMERICAN CONTINENT WITH TWO QUARTRILLION CUBIC LITERS OF IMAGINARY WATER AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAH

NO ONE CAN STOP ME HAHAHAHAHAHHHAH

of course that wont have any actual effect on the fauna, flora, society and infrastructure in general, but it proves how the human mind has the ability to imagine things that could never be observed.

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Ascended God: โ€œMissclickโ€

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Fermi Paradox Explained

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Fermi Paradox mentioned, Iโ€™m going to use this as an opening to talk about my personal hypothesis

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Tectonic Plates. One of the main things for stabilizing the Earthโ€™s climate and atmosphere was plate tectonics. Of course, theyโ€™re not the only thing, but letโ€™s assume that any planet that has sapient life in the universe has plate tectonics. Why am I talking about them? Well, itโ€™s highly likely that continental drift will generate at least a small portion of habitable land outside the continent. So, when the species begins to spread across the planet, it will have bad first contact experiences like those that occurred on Earth, whether due to disease, religious indoctrination or just pure genocide. So, every time some scientist suggests sending high-frequency messages to the Aearja-32 system, a discussion will break out about how the first contact with an extrayarional civilization will be a bloodshed like it did occur when the Yamorha were discovered, or when they colonized the Ohatkha, perhaps someone will even quote the alien version of independence day. They will send mensages, of course, but due of simple fear, it will only be a few or just one time, greatly reducing the chance of us being able to capture it, heck, the message could have arrived in the middle of ww1 and we would never have known. why? the sample that they and we have of first contact was made by racist explorers, and not by well-prepared scientists.

This may be extremely biased, but I like thinking about it anyway.

This may explain the fermi paradox aswell. /s

Also, I wonder if anyone can decipher what โ€œAFFGโ€ means.

Absolute fantasy farm god (A farm god form a fantasy universe is going to invade Earth and turn it into a farm world?!?!)

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Two nights ago, I got gastroenteritis for the first time. I felt so dizzy that I couldnโ€™t sleep and I went to bathroom. Then, I puked my entire stomach. I havenโ€™t puked this hard since the H1N1 outbreak. On the wall right next to the toilet, there were 10 ants. My vomit splashed so hard that the droplets hit all ants, wounding them. Bullseye.

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Iโ€™ll give a hint. FG here means โ€œForum Gameโ€. Can you guess what does โ€œAFโ€ mean then?

Alien fantasy (Magic aliens are going to invade)?!?!?!

Alien fever (Everyone becomes obsessed with aliens)?!?!

Alien feast (Aliens try to invade but end up devoured by humans)?!?!

Alien fear?!?!?! (I had nothing funny to say about this one)

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โ€œAFโ€ is a real-life event.

Edit: If you havenโ€™t noticed, the โ€œTGBโ€ part of the forum game name is already itโ€™s proper name, no need for extra name in the second, informal part.

Edit2: Why is Doomโ€™s PFP a white blob now?

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A person with the power to always be sure whether something is a cake or not would be one of the most powerful characters in fiction.

If, for example, this person were to fight Goku, all them had to do was say: โ€œitโ€™s clearly a cakeโ€ and goku would paralyze and everyone would realize that, since the beginning, Goku was just a life-sized cake of Goku.

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because maybe I have more ascended then ascended?

so overascended then? Or your PFP is turning into a deityโ€ฆ

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both.
its still ascended to anew level

I wonder what the next stage will look like thenโ€ฆJust a white blob with no shape or some anomalocaris god?

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who knows?
maybe will ascended to something greater to decline to oblivion

hard to tell

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Oblivionflash is confirmed as the next evodoomtion?!

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Last chance.

AF occurs once every year.

Doesnโ€™t contain word alien.

does the F stand for festival?