What have you done?! As a Black Mesa researcher once yelled, “We’re doomed!”
Also, @Pentaphon, you’re the last one left!
Action: Drink water.
You don’t need to remind me to do the next round every time. If I didn’t do it yet, I couldn’t do it yet. I know you’re just excited/worried, but I know what I’m doing. Anyways, next round.
Story
Food is starting to dwindle and our pack is starting to go hungry. Food isn’t always very abundant in the savannah, so our tribe might have to move soon. Unless something unexpected happens…
Volume 1: Ancestors
Round 13, Australopithecus Afarensis - 3.9 Million Years ago. Day 515 - Afternoon
Tekis
Action: Eat and drink water
Result: 3/20
You try to go eat some food and drink some water, but you forgot where the watering hole is. Plus, when you went to eat your favourite mambo you were saving, you found out it was taken! Frustrated, you forget to eat, despite your rumbly tummy.
Health: healthy
Food: Very hungry
Thirst: Very thirsty
Inventory: Music rocks x3, Music stick x1
Personality: Bard
Magic8Ball04
Action: Teach monkeys 42ism and disappear…
Result: 19/20
You teach everyone the greatness of worshipping a number (despite not knowing what numbers are), much to the dismay of the Banana shriners, and you even “disappear” in front of them, by jumping into a hole behind a bush you previously dug. The people are impressed, but also kind of confused.
Health: Healthy
Food: Starting to starve
Thirst: Starting to dry up (idk the equivalent for thirst)
Inventory: smooth rock x1, tough rock x1, sharp rock x2, stick x4
Personality: Weirdo…, Handyman
Abayomi
Action: Attempt to make a campfire with the fire stick
Result: 5/20
You mess up with the fire, and end up burning yourself slightly. Others are disappointed by your clumsiness.
Health: Slightly burnt
Food: Full
Thirst: Full
Inventory: Bloody flint x1, Large metal panel x1, hunk o’ hippo x3, tiny chunk x2
Personality: Charismatic
Zen'Zon
Action: Steal the fire and light the tallgrass on fire
Result: 11/20
While the others are distracted scolding Abayomi for their clumsiness and almost losing the fire, you take the opportunity to steal the flame stick and light the tallgrass on fire. It doesn’t do much, but there’s a small fire.
Health: Healthy
Food: Hungry
Thirst: Thirsty
Inventory: flint x2, bloody flint x1, bloody tough rock x1, sabertooth x1, medium rib x1
Personality: hunter, religious
Evolution4Weak
Action: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJoJWQapVQo Try to destroy the stick, but in doing so, give it more power
Result: 2/20 +3 = 5/20
After Zen’Zon’s little mishap, you take the stick and bury it under a bundle of other sticks, hoping to destory it, but secretly hoping to light the others, but it extinguishes, much to your disappointment. Oh well, there’s the burning tall grass!
Health: Healthy
Food: Full
Thirst: Full
Inventory: empty 
Personality: unlucky, scout
Pentaphon
Action: Drink water
Result: 5/20
You want to drink water, but it smells funny, so you decide not to.
Health: healthy
Food: Full
Thirst: Very thirsty
Inventory: empty
Structures
Storage
Inventory: mambo x11, tamarind x2, carrot x11
Structure health: Full
Stable shack 1
User: None
Structure health: Full
Stable shack 2
User: None
Structure Health: Full
Banana Shrine
Structure health: Full
By the way, Abayomi can’t tell someone to breed. It has to be their own action.
@TeaKing @Evolution4Weak @Magic8Ball04 @blackjacksike @Pentaphon @zenzonegaming
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action: get so angry and put a chunk of hippo meat on fire then eat it.
abayomi please help me eat and drink.
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Action: Try To Set More Sticks On Fire As A Part Of A Live Interpretive Art Project
Action: construct a hut
Action: Squeeze liquid out of mambo fruits into my mouth to quench my thirst.
Abayomi decides that @Magic8Ball04 eats fruits and drinks water, so that he may not die of starvation or of thirst (sorry Tekis, gonna give you that action next time).
On his part, Abayomi takes a long and thick wooden stick to set its extremity ablaze with the help of the fire in the tall grass.
it seems my fire preservation was a good idea 
action: replant the sapling and warn my followers the dangers of 42ism also eat some hippo and drink some water.
@OmnipotentFNarr master everyone has posted! when can we get the next round?
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what did he say now?!
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i did not see that. (post filler)
42 is the answer to everything! the meaning of life? 42! why do i love thrive? 42!
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Story
Fire is roaring near the camp, and everyone is on edge. Their only source of warmth and light is now caught in between life and death, desperately clinging to what little fuel the tall grass provides. Someone has to do something!
Volume 1: Ancestors
Round 14, Australopithecus Afarensis - 3.9 Million Years ago. Day 516 - Noon
Tekis
Action: Put a chunk of hippo onto the fire and then eat it.
Result: 15/20
You steal one of Abayomi’s hippo hunks, and toss it into the fire in frustration. When you come back later, you realise it didn’t crisp up, but brown a little. You grab a bite. It’s…edible, I guess. You don’t like the taste, but food’s food and you were hungry, so you ate it all. It was also very bloody and juicy, so it slightly quenched your thirst.
Health: healthy
Food: Full
Thirst: Thirsty
Inventory: Music rocks x3, Music stick x1
Personality: Bard
Magic8Ball04
Action: Build another hut
Result: 19/20 +3 = 20/20!
You build one hut so quickly, you decide to build another one, for kicks. You also eat some fruits and drink some water, as per Abayomi’s command.
Health: Healthy
Food: Full
Thirst: Full
Inventory: smooth rock x1, tough rock x1, sharp rock x2, stick x4
Personality: Weirdo…, Handyman
Abayomi
Action: Take a long stick and light it up
Result: 11/20
You take a long stick and set it ablaze at a comfortable distance. It starts burning, but rather quickly. I’d give it about 4 rounds, tops.
Health: Slightly burnt
Food: Full
Thirst: Full
Inventory: Bloody flint x1, Large metal panel x1, hunk o’ hippo x2, burning stick x1
Personality: Charismatic
Zen'Zon
Action: Replant sapling, fight 42ism and drink water and eat raw hippo pieces
Result: 9/20 +3 = 12/20
You ask Abayomi for some tiny hippo pieces, which you proceed to eat raw. It tastes gross, so you wash off the taste with some of the water. You decide to replant a new sapling, although with a little struggle. You also warn others about 42ism, which some listen to, while others start plotting to raid the shrine again.
Health: Healthy
Food: Full
Thirst: Full
Inventory: flint x2, bloody flint x1, bloody tough rock x1, sabertooth x1, medium rib x1
Personality: hunter, religious
Evolution4Weak
Action: Try to set more sticks on fire
Result: 11/20 -1 = 10/20
You try tossing some sticks into the fire to light them up, but they burn out too quickly for you to pick them up. At least it served as fuel for the fire.
Health: Healthy
Food: Slightly hungry
Thirst: Slightly Thirsty
Inventory: empty
Personality: unlucky, scout
Pentaphon
Action: Squeeze mambo juice into one’s throat
Result: 12/20
It takes a few mambos to get an adequate amount of juice, but you quench your thirst.
Health: healthy
Food: Full
Thirst: Full
Inventory: empty
Structures
Storage
Inventory: mambo x8, tamarind x2, carrot x10
Structure health: Full
Stable shack 1
User: None
Structure health: Full
Stable shack 2
User: None
Structure Health: Full
Stable shack 3
User: None
Structure Health: Full
Stable shack 4
User: None
Structure Health: Full
Banana Shrine
Structure health: Full
Be wary, the air is starting to get humid and the birds stopped flying. There may be an event soon…
@TeaKing @Evolution4Weak @Magic8Ball04 @blackjacksike @Pentaphon @zenzonegaming
action: report my findings to the group and learn to remove the blood next time.
also, i’d like to own shack 2. abayomi should get shack 1 because he’s the leader.
Action: Find A Stick And Try To Make A Digging Stick With The Fire
Thanks to a large amount of praying the banods give me a sign of great disaster soon to come!
Action: rally the true believers to prepare for the great calamity while also pleading to the rest of the monkeys to take shelter in the shrine.
(the great calamity includes the “crusade” that is soon to happen and the what i believe to be a hurricane.)
Abayomi is thinking about how to make a fire camp. So far, he saw that wood is a very good fuel for fire. On the other end, he has never seen any fire burning a rock. Thus, he tries a build a campfire at the center of the camp [primary action]. This campfire is very simple; Abayomi takes many rocks and places them in a way to form a circle. Then, he takes many wooden sticks and screws them a bit into the ground (inside the circle of rocks of course) in a way to form a pyramid. Finally, he steps a bit away from the campfire and lights it on with his long flaming wooden cane.
He also realizes that it’s getting humid, so he asks @Magic8Ball04 to build a container for the new fire at the camp. He reminds him that it must at least have a roof [secondary action].
Action: make an umbrella