Thx 
The complete opposite lol
btw:
You are 1 year near the death.
That is just not your LIFE
you finally finished that homework that take over 2 months to make
until you remembered that the teacher gave no homework in the first place
Today is just not your day.
you get a job at mcdonalds
Some 43 year old Minecraft Youtuber kidnaps you as food.
Today is just not your day.
You become a developer on Thrive.
Everyone starts yelling at you to release 0.4
Today is just not your day.
You join a roblox server
Everyone starts telling you to “commit die”.
Today is just not your day.
You finish your school essay for your science class.
you discover that you hate science
today is just not your day
you discover a dino fossil
You are shuned by the science community for finding a fossel of a dragon but they say you faked it
Today is just not your day
You shut down fortnite battleroyale
People figure out that you did it and your house gets raided with protesters that swarm the windows of your house, with signs saying: Press F to pay respects to forkknife.
Today is just not your day.
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That was fast…
The thread got banned because it is too dark
Today is just not your day
You were borned as a girl
you have you deal with PERIODS THAT HURT EVEN MORE THAN THEY WOULD BECAUSE OF A CONDITION YOU HAVE
today is not your day
humans invent a way to travel vast distances in space in short spans of time
You tried it but something mesed up and now you are stucked in space
Today is just not your day
Memes are no longer a thinng
You become depressed and kill yourself cause without memes you no longer can find something funny to do.
Today is jut not your day.
The money is no longer a thing, everyone is free to get what they want.
then communist stage a coup in all countries and the earth becomes a communist paradise and its basically the soviet union but the whole earth
today is just not your day
make people learn that america is a republic not a democracy
the people dont give a 
Today is just not your day
Nasa goes to mars
They are killed by an unknown bacteria on the planet
Today is not your day
become a commander of the empire and improve their battle plans on how to deal with the rebels
They are killed by an unknown bacteria on the planet
Today is not your day
The last one was blank, so I was unable to come up with a problem
Today is not your day
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