Crabs
everything turning into crabs
The Moon.
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swiss cheese
the twitter.
elon musk going to the moon for finding the best cheese in the solar system and planting the twitter’s flag before tumblr does that, and then getting cancer due to the lack of a magnetic field, his cells deciding that multicellular revolution was a mistake and going back to the cell stage, replicating on their own and consuming the moon, eventually turning it into a crab
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Ultimate lifeform = crab.
Crabs could already move into land, unlike tiktaalik. Crabs already had hands, unlike primates. Crabs already had shells, ready to be an astronaut. Don’t be a humanoid, be a carcinoid craboid.
Gene editing⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
future(filler text filler text)
waifus
How about altering the rules so that people have to say more than one word?
Japan
nerdy weebs(filler text)
OwO
furries
evil furry demons(filler text)
lucifer
pain and suffering(filler text)
bed of nails
Gym and exercise in general