ufh fiwe, i dowt have mew better to do, i will tell you all. But next time i WANT TO BE THE BUWGER KIWG >:3.

It was Zenzone. I have ewidence. FIWST OF ALL mew, Zenzone was the first to say 'bout the ghost of catwirl discussion, sowething that wasnt touched in weeks. Secowd, why would he meow about that? Thewe wasnt any motiwes or thingies happewening related to that. “But trappist, it was 50gens and forumgamermasterchef that started all of that…” shup. up. or i will eat your tasty organs. everybowys that is cute knows that 50gens and fourmgamerpro are just zenzone controled robots. “bwut t-this dont answer why h-he did it” It’s my secowd warning, on the thiwd, bye bye intestine ;3. After big brotwer hilidhskdjskaklainder prohibit sacwed discussions about underwater civilizations, did he make zenzone very angwy. Why? Well, zenzone is known by makiwg agreements with the ewil dolphins (I’m not talking about you porpoises, you guys awe cool :3333) and since now he can’t figure out how to get the dolphins into the industrial revolution, they can’t tawe over the eawth and pay him The shiny hardcover limited edition of “How to cook a Thanksgiving chicken in ten simple steps”.
That’s why zenzone wants the entire forum to suffer from catpersons, so hdjskdkkskdjdnnslainen will alloy subwater disscussions again.

But Zenzone hawed what he cweated, even twough it was the next logical stage of huwan evolution. mew. He decided to pretend he is a Dr of SCP fundation and now he mawe evewyones thinws that catsillys are evil.

I have to run away now, he’s going to put me in that darn cell agawin. goobye cats.

• Trappist. 1/N/A/2024