They are basically viruses, right? So that would be the random death due to viruses, which is realistic, sure, but falls under the category “that’s not a fun gameplay mechanic”.
The next suggestion then is to have them be clouds, but then what difference is there between them and toxic clouds? I don’t really see the point of having any type of viruses in the game.
I was mainly staying in topic of the most deadly creature things on earth, in the thingy above my post above you. But yeah, a virus mechanic could actually be fun if you added a thing where your cell would use up extra energy to fend them off, and if your cell cant handle it, it would explode? might still ruin the fun though.
I left bacteriophages out of my list for simplicity’s sake.
Also it doesnt matter because t’was a joke
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no no, its a jooooooke
Its a joke, Jock!
Ya know wuts a joke? Your attitooood
Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted
One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin’
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won’t come out
He’s chokin’, how, everybody’s jokin’ now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He’s so mad, but he won’t give up that easy? No
He won’t have it, he knows his whole back city’s ropes
It don’t matter,
He’s dope, he knows that, but he’s broke
He’s so stacked that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that’s when it’s
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don’t pass him
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better
The souls escaping, through this hole that it’s gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is boring, but super stardom’s close to post-mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over, these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he’s known as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He’s grown farther from home, he’s no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
His hoes don’t want him no mo, he’s cold product
They moved on to the next schmo who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it’s old partna, but the beat goes on
Da da dumb da dumb da da
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime!
I realise now this getting out of hand…
Back to the topic of an idea somehow worse than underwater civilisations.
parasitic civilization… actually that would be pretty cool, it would be like in Rick and Morty
How about the Ga’uld (i think i got that right) from Stargate?
Hey guys, it’s the Flood here, today we’re gonna be forming a civilisation…
Ali-A intro plays
Also, i think that Quantum Crab spammed the like button on my previous post, because i got like five different notifications regarding Quantum Crab liking my post.
What about a cave civilization?
Creatures that are blind, and use echolocation to hunt. Think of the bioraptors from Pitch Black, but civilized.
What about a fungal civilisation, one that uses the power of mushies
Or a single cell the size of a, um…
uh…
a…
UNIVERSE… or something…
A little?
A single-celled organism is a little far fetched?
Well, i guess this settles that discussion. Any other things that are worse ideas then underwater civs?