it all started with the fact that one biologist decided to take out his year-old soup, the soup turned out to be overgrown with mold, the scientist wanted to throw out the soup, but the mold on it looked too strange, then the biologists decided to look at the soup through a microscope and saw not only a whole ecosystem of bacteria, but also a whole civilization of intelligent one -celluar eucariot that have mastered agriculture.
unicellular eukaryotes themselves are heterotrophic algae, with a flagellum and grasping cilia used for grasping objects, communication between cells occurs through a complex chemical language, the mental activity of the cell occurs with the help of a special protein that works like a neuron, these organisms feed on autotrophic unicellular algae and fungi, as well they make tools and structures from parts of other cells.
(yes, I know this is absolutely not realistic, just because the whole post is a joke)
That’s even more cursed. A space porpoise is basically a small space whale that just has a lot of adaptations against cancer from descending from big space whales. You could also add a space whale parasite civ to the list of types of forbidden civs.
Space whale farts and asteroids. Same as any other civ that lives on space whales. For context, most models of space whales I’ve seen have them eject fire behind them to move