Against: Weather
Anyone have just THAT friend? You know the one, where you just have to say “no, changing your laugh/clothes doesn’t count as a personality trait”. Well, weather is that, just anthropomorphized… and it’s not alive.
“Change is inevitable”, my ass, I won’t stand for sleet. Does the universe not understand that we would much rather be stuck with the monotony of the scorching sun or omnipresent downpours than having to send up a whole balloon into the atmosphere to “predict” the upcoming storm?
I’m sure you are all going to say that air fronts exist and meteorology is a legitimate science. To put it shortly; I don’t think I’ve ever heard such bull in my life.
Weather exists for the specific purpose of making me angry. I’d much rather have a static, lifeless atmosphere than any form of rain, fog, or humidity.
In short, I think the real storm coming is my wrath against the properties of this universe.
For: Minecraft posters
Against: Contained units of moisture
Against: Neon based life forms
Have fun with this one