Discobot

Use this thread for conversing with the almighty @discobot.

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

@discobot display help

I currently know how to do the following things:

@discobot start new user

Starts one of the following interactive narratives: new user, advanced user.

@discobot roll 2d6

:game_die: 3, 6

@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you — Princess Diana

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

@discobot roll 2d6

:game_die: 5, 6

@discobot quote
U suks

:left_speech_bubble: Knowledge has three degrees — opinion, science, illumination. The means or instrument of the first is sense; of the second, dialectic; of the third, intuition. — Plotinus

Discobot also works in the shoutbox

@discobot roll 4d20

:game_die: 11, 20, 9, 7

@discobot roll 5d100

@discobot fortune
Will thrive be released in 5 years?

:crystal_ball: My reply is no

@discobot fortune
Will thrive be released in 6 years?

:crystal_ball: My sources say no

Was this programmed or what?
@discobot fortune
Will thrive be released in 7 years?

:crystal_ball: Ask again later

@discobot fortune
Will thrive be released in 8 years

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it