Favorite Ancient/Prehistoric Organism Thread

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

Maybe a Disturbance? (I’m marking my posts as jokes now because text)

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Hm yes, and also Romps and whatnot.

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

Maybe the forum background creature?

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Maybe all creatures ever made in Spore…

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

Including the… actually, let’s not talk about creatures with… that… shape…

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

All means all, no exclusions.

[Poodelicus (Crazy, Curious, and Stubborn)]

The doughnut creatures? Flummels?

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

You mean like…

Obamus

(mods, please don’t dock this. It isn’t my fault a donut organism is named after a U.S. President).

[Oncpapa]

Talking about U.S. Presidents isn’t political so long as you don’t bring up anything they’ve done in office, on the campaign trail, or their prior career if applicable.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

There are also creatures from Ediacaran whose names would be censored here…

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

Nectocaris is an ancient relative of squids.

Also, I’ve just realized how weird the word “squid” sounds…

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

There surely are much weirder species names out there… Is “squirrel” weirder?

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

I mean, squirrel is not as weird as squid to me… What do you think is weirder?

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Oyster maybe is a good guess?

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

I found an image with crazy animal names.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Okay the 6th one isn’t even true, there is no chicken in that turtle at all.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

Chicken turtle

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Many turtles have long necks and webby patterns…

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

Yeah. I don’t know, either.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Guess all other names have been taken by that point…