Favorite Quotes Post


EDIT: damn it this video got privated


Donald Trump - “Bing bing, bong bong”


Best thing I’ve ever seen besides a Watermelone inside a Watermelone!
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This is probably a misquote, but it’s at least 50% correct.

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Nah, i think thats essenbtially what that quote is.

I cant believe i remembered that! (To be fair i only recently finished watching every single episode of voyager so i guess its not that surpsing)

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im confuse

It’s Star Trek, of course it’s confusing.

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字幕をお願いしま, if you could be so kind

i like to use big words to make me sound more photosynthesis



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2:52 through 3:00

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oof necropost

Hey, @hhyyrylainen. I was about to create a temporary thread for my “non-original” quotes, but I noticed this one in the suggestions. Could you move my quotes here? I’d appreciate it. Sorry for all that. I just forgot the purpose of the thread, and I just didn’t know this one. I just remembered what was the other quote thread all about a while ago today, but at that point, it was too late.

Nice necro, dude.

When a bullet hits your skull, WHAT WILL IT MATTER WHY?

— KGB Director, Chernobyl
To be a scientist is to be naive. We are so focused on our search for truth we fail to consider how few actually want us to find it, but it is always there whether we see it or not. Whether we choose to or not. The truth doesn’t care about our needs or wants. It doesn’t care about our governments, our ideologies, our religions. It’ll lie and wait for all time and this, at last, is the gift of Chernobyl. Where I once would fear the cost of truth, now I only ask: What is the cost of lies?

— Valery Legasov, Chernobyl


It didn’t even flinch. It kept tearing apart my squad, but with half of its torso gone.


Think of an acorn.

—SCP-343 (AKA God)

[Loneliness] is an abyss that seemingly has no bottom. … It is an emotion that one is tested when life is at its darkest.


Why do wieners come in package of eight and hot dog buns in package of ten?

—Someone in the comments

My wiener is dead!

—His hair

Shut your :belgium:ing mouth! Shut the :belgium: up you :belgium:! Shut it!

—Charles Bronson
that guy is so violent geez

Why so serious?

—Joker, The Dark Knight

Ah! The good cop bad cop routine?
— Not exactly.

—The Joker, Gordon and Batman, The Dark Knight

In their last moment, people show you who they really are.

—Joker, The Dark Knight

It’s the police m’am. Your son has been hit by a drunk driver. He’s dead!
He starts laughing.

—The Joker, Joker

There’s no punchline. It’s not a joke.

—The Joker, Joker

You’ve actually turned the suitcase into a cannon—

—DeSinc, Half-Life 2 Old Engine Glitches and Tricks

oof it took me hours to complete this post.

Now I gotta go to bed. Good night.