Fortune Cookie Advice

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

I am about to tell you a true story. And it happened very recently. One day, I found a fortune from a fortune cookie that profoundly changed me (not really). But it was good advice.

It said:

“This year, stop living in fear and take steps to have courage in all aspects of your life.” ^[1]

If you made advice in a fortune cookie, what would it be? It can good, bad, goofy, e.t.c, as long as it is forum appropriate.

Also, yes, you are allowed to post pictures of the actual messages from real fortune cookies. But please do not spam pictures! Remember…

Forum space is precious!

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1. I just realized putting “**** ****” along with color text makes the text color lighter. ↩︎

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Do we just state what we’d put in the cookies without any more things to do (other than keeping it in line with the TOS)?

[JustaDumbThriver (*Agressive kazotsky kicking*)]

“If you do something, then… uhh… Look, I’m not paid enough to care about this, okay?”

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

“Why are you looking to living your life by some words hidden within a foodpiece?”

[Ill_try_at_least (ł'₥ ₦Ø₮ ₵Ɽ₳ⱫɎ. ł'₥ ₦Ø₮ ₵Ɽ₳ⱫɎ. ł'₥ ₦Ø₮ ₵Ɽ₳ⱫɎ.)]

“You should buy 10 more fortune cookies”

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

And so the sales go exponential

[JustaDumbThriver (*Agressive kazotsky kicking*)]

“You should have just eaten the cookie and moved on with your day.”

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

“The paper within though would be soaked with such poison that it would give you time to feed the cookie to the rest of your family before you all perish.”

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

“All your years of hard work will payoff.”

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

“Within the crumbs, a voice spoke to thine.”

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

“Follow your inner spirit animal.”

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

“Blessed are the colorblind, for they are closer to seeing the truth.”

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

“Do not listen with your ears, but with your heart.”

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

“Did you know that you can eat this paper too?”

[JustaDumbThriver (*Agressive kazotsky kicking*)]

“Why is there paper in food? Isn’t that dangerous to eat or something?”

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

“This message was brought to you by Thrive Community Forums.”

[woejoe]

“Post must be at least 20 characters“

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

*Unless you use the fillers that are invisible

[Ill_try_at_least (ł'₥ ₦Ø₮ ₵Ɽ₳ⱫɎ. ł'₥ ₦Ø₮ ₵Ɽ₳ⱫɎ. ł'₥ ₦Ø₮ ₵Ɽ₳ⱫɎ.)]

i didn’t know that was possible

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

This art seems to have been somewhat forgotten to time…