Fortune Cookie Advice

I am about to tell you a true story. And it happened very recently. One day, I found a fortune from a fortune cookie that profoundly changed me (not really). But it was good advice.

It said:

“This year, stop living in fear and take steps to have courage in all aspects of your life.” [1]

If you made advice in a fortune cookie, what would it be? It can good, bad, goofy, e.t.c, as long as it is forum appropriate.

Also, yes, you are allowed to post pictures of the actual messages from real fortune cookies. But please do not spam pictures! Remember…

Forum space is precious!

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  1. I just realized putting “**** ****” along with color text makes the text color lighter. ↩︎

Do we just state what we’d put in the cookies without any more things to do (other than keeping it in line with the TOS)?

“If you do something, then… uhh… Look, I’m not paid enough to care about this, okay?”

“Why are you looking to living your life by some words hidden within a foodpiece?”