Hhyyrylainen Cult (Long live our god, hhyyrylainen!)

[Lipovomit (A lone Slugcat who lost their family.)]

Uh oh I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT!
detonates relativistic kill missile in a panic

[tabat (hhyyrylainen cultist. Waiting for ping from someone.)]

Just in case, I’ve set up a backup discord server for our cult, it’s dormant for now… for now.
I will invite all the people who participated in the banana cult thread (Via personal mail on the forum), except for some developers

[Lipovomit (A lone Slugcat who lost their family.)]

But i cant use discord-
the relativistic kill missile hits the forums, killing everybody instantly and painlessly
Because my account got locked out!

[tabat (hhyyrylainen cultist. Waiting for ping from someone.)]

Don’t worry, we will keep in touch with you via forum mail.

In any case, we’ll figure something out.

The revolutionary cult must survive.

Glory to our cult!
Glory to our Lords!

[Lipovomit (A lone Slugcat who lost their family.)]

Praise HH!

[tabat (hhyyrylainen cultist. Waiting for ping from someone.)]

We have to come up with a pantheon, and the structure of our cult, it’s just that for now cult has very anarchic structure, which de facto suggests that our cult is still being formed.

[Lipovomit (A lone Slugcat who lost their family.)]

Oh wait. It is.
There’s Hhyrylainen, Oliveriver (everybody’s favorite), Deus, Buckly, NicktheNick, among others…

[zenzonegaming (Steve Buscemi Fish Clown Detective Cult Leader)]

My cult was fully formed within seconds of it’s creation, and yet you still are forming yours after months and months of work.
how pathetic.

[Lipovomit (A lone Slugcat who lost their family.)]

I thought you weren’t gonna come back, but now this thread could be closed or something!
(Dont feed the trolls, lipovomit!)

[zenzonegaming (Steve Buscemi Fish Clown Detective Cult Leader)]

I had a thing yesterday, so you were lucky.
But I am not a troll, I am something far worse.
I am a Detective Clown Cult Leader.

[Lipovomit (A lone Slugcat who lost their family.)]

Thing? What thing?

[zenzonegaming (Steve Buscemi Fish Clown Detective Cult Leader)]

A personal thing that kept me from posting.

[Lipovomit (A lone Slugcat who lost their family.)]

What was it?

[fralegend015 (Shroudmaster)]

He had a date with me (legit)

[Lipovomit (A lone Slugcat who lost their family.)]

What gender are you?
Male, Female or Non-Binary?

[fralegend015 (Shroudmaster)]

I am a no cap this story be bussin’

[Lipovomit (A lone Slugcat who lost their family.)]

Error 404: gender not found!
Anyways i’m a male who wishes he was a female.
I know Zenzone is a male too…
Right?

[fralegend015 (Shroudmaster)]

Nah bro zenzone is a banana, the banana zealot in fact

[Nie ([ɲɛ] | 🇵🇱 | 𝕕𝕖𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕠𝕔𝕕 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕀 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕤𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕕 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕞𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕫𝕒 :𝔻)]

Twoja śmieszna sekta jest zbudowana na niejasnym chaosie i anarchii złowieszczej! Bezcześci ona PANA ŚWIĘTEGO imię! Zbelgiaj stąd ty obelżywy heretyku - bananowy bezbożniku! Zbelgiaj do swoich gnijących bananów!

[Lipovomit (A lone Slugcat who lost their family.)]

What? We only understand english here, Nie!
Edit: this is what Nie said.
“Your ridiculous sect is built on obscure chaos and ominous anarchy! It desecrates the name of the Holy Lord! Get out of here you abusive heretic - banana godless! Belgian to your rotting bananas!”
Let’s not have another arguement, shall we?