Amogus, inspired by Alexander, creates a musical starring himself as a protest against Mark’s authoritarian govern.
[NSS] yes this is based on this
Mark then offers Amogus the opportunity to be co-dictators, and Amogus accepts, and they proceed to conquer the world
After conquering the world they go to amogus moon but it is being ruled by the ghost of jeef bezos
So they join in a three way co-dictatorship and conquer the rest of the solar system, adding Martian Astronaut Zombie, Asteroid Miner who throws asteroids, and Europan Ocean Alien to their ruling class along the way.
Eventually the mars zombies start a communist revolution
But then Jeff cures him of his zombie and he stops the revolution
The ghosts of Elon Musk and Richard Branson who were on communist mars, allied and started to fight furiously against jeff
But then they were offered a chance to join the government, and they accepted, and they became fast friends and started to conquer the galaxy
You saw it’s screams and heard it’s colors, what is it?
It’s the alien that Joined the co-dictatorship government, it had been living on the planet right next to (and directly orbiting) the black hole at the center of the Milky Way.
the monk they called hank hill trained a young banana pancake man dream magic. using the power of thanos the dream god
this new bpm saw that the galaxy was overrun, so he realized he was possibly the last hope of the universe, so he declared war on the galactic empire and called Rick Astley and his cameramen to help him in the battle.
NO they didn’t allied with the empire again
the 69 sussy children had grown up becoming powerful warriors, aiding the new bpm
An epic battle occurred at the center of the universe, with the resistance from Star Wars siding with the dictatorship and the Sith with the bpm
nss
you better not make it a dream
imposter saw this and said “ඞ”
He had been living at the bottom of the Europan ocean. The Europan ocean alien had secretly been helping the Banana pancake man and allies, and when Jeff found out he was like:
┻━┻︵╰(‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
then, since this was the 420th post, thanos the dream god smoked some weed
a ship crashed and bean like creatures came to recruit jeff
“I WILL NEVER JOIN YOUR LEGION!!!” said Jeff.