Puns and jokes thread

[Deathwake (i nuked zenzone and will never let him forget it)]

Unix is so weird. I suppose it makes sense in the context of file permissions because it matches up with the options you have but no normal person would choose to use anything but bin hex or dec imo. I also might just be an irritating zoomer in a world of elder unix users who don’t find unix weird at all, but coming into unix and learning things like “your devices are all files” and “your cpu… is a file” and “user permissions are everywhere and there is not a simple solution to your problem other than learning how permissions work” it makes me wonder why we take it all for granted.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

The more archaic a solution is, the harder it gets to understand it the old ways…

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

And it does not help that computer operating systems are becoming more and more complex as time goes on; at least, they seem to become to complex from a person who does not do programming.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

I can guess actual programers would find them easier to navigate and understand…

[blackjacksike (𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖈𝖐𝖆𝖗𝖉)]

What’s the difference between a plastic bag and the new Doctor Who (character)? The former breaks down in centuries and the latter, in seconds!

haha get it? its cuz the new dr who’s always crying.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

That’s strange for such a dimension-travelling character…

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

A new Pokemon is made called Yup. Can you guess the name of all its forms?

Yup…

Yupo…

Yupee…

And the final form is…

…

…

Yee!

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Is the final form a megaevolution or whatever was that called?

[JustaDumbThriver (He who has the IQ of a half-eaten Wendy's Baconator(tm))]

medieval diss track

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Also medieval in nature:

Why knights fought snails in medieval art

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

A creature laments, “Why is everyone so salty to me?!”

Another creature answers, “What did you expect with creatures who come from the ocean.”

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

How long ago did you come up with the pun?

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

I honestly don’t remember.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Oh, I though you came up with it just now…

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

I found a note with this joke on it, but I did not put down when I wrote it. Probably a long time ago.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Also pretty sure that joke would still mostly work if it were humans talking and not creatures

[blackjacksike (𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖈𝖐𝖆𝖗𝖉)]

There’s Opera GX, but what about Opera GF? It’s for people who need a girlfriend haha.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Wouldn’t that suggest “Opera BF” also exists?

[blackjacksike (𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖈𝖐𝖆𝖗𝖉)]

The VR industry just got… F r a m e d!