the rules are simple, post some jokes and/or puns that you like, you can include as many of them as you want in your post, but don’t double post! just edit. also, no NSFW jokes!
i’ll begin:
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knock knock, who’s there?, death, death wh- * drops dead on the floor *
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some guy said, just before boiling water: “goodbye water, you will be mist.”
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what’s the difference between inlaws and outlaws? the outlaws are wanted.
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my friend said what rhymes with orange? i said no it doesn’t.
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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot.
