Ranking real life creatures based on how advanced they are in thrive stages(just for fun)

[Primus (Big-P)]

Was? Das hilft gar nicht nicht weiter und ist auch sehr unhöflich?
Understood what I said? No? Just learn German lol

[Lipovomit (A lone Slugcat who lost their family.)]

Humans: 7.01
Salamanders: 3.1
Octopedes: 5.5
Pumpkins: (Jade loves these so much i cant properly give them a rating! Sorry!)

[TheForumGameMaster (I am male)]

Organic compounds: 0.1-0.3
Colonial organisms: 1.9
Ascension Monke: 7.7

[Lipovomit (A lone Slugcat who lost their family.)]

Sight Sword Loopy: 32.7 (they ascended three times and got to space stage captain’s badge 7!)

[willow (they/her or yours are was/were)]

macroscopic polynucleates: error, no rank fits unicellular macroscopic organisms.

[Lipovomit (A lone Slugcat who lost their family.)]

Congrats, doofus, you just broke the rating scale!

[willow (they/her or yours are was/were)]

the funny thing is that macroscopic polynucleates actually exist.

[Lipovomit (A lone Slugcat who lost their family.)]

While Sight Sword Loopies are something from Spore that KeegJam made.
That score, by the way, is the one i assign to the Sight Sword Loopies that i used in my Spore playthrough.