Ranking real life creatures based on how advanced they are in thrive stages(just for fun)

The ranking is like kardashev scale but used in biological terms, simply put:
0- inorganic
1- microbial
2- multicellular
3- aware
4- awakening(ends here since sapience is achieved)

Example: E.colli would be at around 1.1-1.4, being a prokaryotic cell with basic organelles such as flaggelums
Example #2 : Jellyfish would be at around 2.3, having a very rudimentary nervous system

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slime - 0 nonexistant

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Crystals some people think are alive: 0
Viruses: 0.5-0.7
Luca: 1
Spinosaurus:3.6
Google’s AI: 1
Your mom: 4

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Raccoons: 3.5
Ants: 2.97
Dolphins: 3.9
Octopuses: ∞ (Okay, 3.94)
People who think NFTs are a good idea: 0.3

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Amogus: -2.5
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mmmm… not sure if a spinosaurus would be 3.6, because that is the transition to awakening, which means that the creature would have to be rather intelligent to get a 3.6
Edit: are you sure spinosauruses are aware?

they are very structurally complex and otherwise advanced, but yeah, 3.5 would prolly work better

Theyre definitely aware lmao
Aware means the creature has a brain lol

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Normie humans : 4
Cavemen : 3.9
Monkeys : 3.7
Dolphins : 3.7
Dogs : 3.7
Ants : 2.8
Bees : 2.8
Most insects : 2.7
Cats : 3.6
Cringe tiktokers : 1.2
Tetrapods : 2.9
Fish : 2.85
Lizards : 3
Mice: 3.2
Cynaobacteria : 1.6

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hhyyrylainen: 7.65
Cyclops: Greek fantasty / 4

Brazilian and Polish politicians: 0
Modern spongebob: 1.6
Spongebob: 2.02
Worms: 2.3
Fishes: 3.01
Cat of Schö…idk: 3.2 or -3.2
Amoeboid fungi: W h a t
Parrots: 3.45
Mantylopes: 3.92
Vacumorphs: 4
Asteromorphs: 5.3
Deathwake: 9.9

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how is modern spongebob a bacteria?
and what is a asteromorph?
Can you please explain what the higher numbers mean

Asteromorph is a species of human from the book “All Tomorrows” that I recommend

The modern spongebob being less evolved refers to the fact that the quality of the episodes has dropped a lot recently.

The vaccumorphs are from another book, Men after men, basically a human who can live in space

The mantylopes are also from All tomorrows (GO. READ. NOW.) Basically a human in a deer body

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Crows: 3.8
Frogs: 3.1
Jellyfish: 2.3
Sharks: 3.3
Ants: 2.8
People who think Amogus jokes are funny: 0

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People who think Amogus jokes are funny: 0 19+15+19 = 53, the numerical values of SUS

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