Recreating history: history forum game

yeah hows about we change the date to 100,000 YA?

85000


sure, that works. though in real life this was before agriculture, and in the middle of an ice age. But this is alternate history.

Bro we are still in the stone age,the only thing we invented are agriculture,fire and huts

but i want politic (frustrated culture builder sounds).

122,000 years ago:Trade immediately ceases as the priestlands and the egyptians lacks the goods that they don’t know how to produce.Alsp because both tribes lacks means to transport goods over such large distances
121,900 years ago:Due to conflicts in the sahara,rudimentary spears and axes have been created to be able to kill stuff more easily.This also gives humans a more reliable source of meat

Random conversation in egypt

“We should trade our incense and wheels with the priestlands”
“Dafuq is incense”

121,100 YA: dogs are domesticated.

120,500 YA: permanent fishing villages established in the Nile, mostly brought on by the invention of fishing nets, spears, and reed huts.

120,250 years ago:Selective evolution lead to the creation of wheat
120,200 years ago:Invention of early farming tools and techniques

120,200 YA: the Egyptians trade fishing nets and spears to European tribes in exchange for domesticated canines.

120,100 YA: the alliance steals some puppies from the Egyptians after seeing a dog risk its life to save an Egyptian named Jake.

120,85 YA: Jake makes an army composed of mercenaries, slaves and volunteers to fight against the alliance, they were able to conquer the 4 of their cities, because of his achievments and strategic mind he was given the title of general.

120,70 YA: the alliance declares war to the egyptians

given that there would not be cities or generals, i’d rephrase it as “they were able to defeat 4 tribes and move the border by a days travel, and because of these achievements Jake was given the title of war chieftain.”

120,069 YA: Jake forms a early marriage analogue with one of his soldiers named Jessica and has three children: Jake jr., Clark, Yessica, Lake and Floyd. Yessica and Lake died young. Clark ran away to live in the alliance, Jake jr. became a war hero and had two kids of his own before being poisoned, and Floyd became a dog herder, eventually taming wild goats, he had two children, but never married, his daughter taming meat rabbits as well.

120,050 YA: under onslaught by several tribes the last members of the alliance are forced to surrender- to the priestlands. upon being attacked by the priestlands, the Egyptians, exhausted from war, are forced to retreat, giving back all the land they lost.

YEET now this is worldbuilding amiright?
Time for some more worldbuilding!
measurements:
dogload, a measurement of weight, based on the amount a good packdog could carry easily. 8-10 kilos or 17-22 lb.
head, a measurement of length, based on the human head. 8-9 inches or 20-23 cm.
daywalk: measurement of length, 20 miles or 32 km.

I think we are still in the stone age since stuff like goverment and tribalism never even got created yet so these conflicts are likely very small scale like 10 ppl per side or something

hmmm… then the priestlands can be a tribe called the priestmen and the alliance can be a tribe called the freemen and the Egyptians can be a fishing village called the lownile people.

119 YA: the egyptians start building houses using limestone

117 YA: the egyptians start building clay fournaces

Bro we just skipped a 100 thousand years

yes


How about we don’t skip that far., say, only 40,00 years.

80,000 YA: in an idyllic landscape of permanent fishing villages on the Nile made of limestone and reed that trade with roving goat herders for meat a merchant herder took his tribe to explore and find new land. He found Mesopotamia, a land of plenty. It was packed. His tribe had to move on and finnaly found a new land, India.

79,600 YA: the Indian villages begin drinking goat milk and developing milk tolerance.

79,200 YA: the first case of lactose intolerance is discovered in a remote Indian village

:belgium:ing nercoposter… Also literally everyone outside of the villages has lactose intolerance. For clarification “Indian” means the subcontinent, most of the villages are in modern Pakistan tbh. 77,000 YA priestmen rebel and destabilize the neat east. 76,900 YA Chinese tribes begin forming permanent settlements due to the abundance of wild rice

ya, that’s why I thought it was funny since everyone has it, yet they discovered it 400 years later