THE NEW Miscellaneous Talk That Doesn't Deserve A New Thread Thread Thread (Part 1)

Haiku’s quite odd

Be numerous please

Written by us

(i can’t write Haikus)
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Name the thing

Write something about it

finish off with detail

(Now you know how to write a haiku from a haiku)

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QuantumCrab

He taught me how to write a haiku

He eats cereal and milk
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I am honored

in the form of haiku

thank you very much
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There are so many Haiku’s
I might want to say thank you
but they’re quite annoying
and as much as i would like toying
i hope we can discuss something else
like how TJwhale just made procedural fishes as a surprise
That may add much to the game
and that may provide TJ with some fame
But otherwise i just want to sumarise
no more haikus again

Bad rhymes made by The X man.

Your rhymes are not bad
They are superior to mine
I won’t stop writing

For those that don’t know haikus are three lined poems that go 5 7 5 in syllables.

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Well steve
it seems i cant please
But i have a few reasons
for why i think this is treason
as this is called the miscellaneous talk
and i’d rather see stuff like this all chalked
in another thread for haiku’s as maybe i wanna discuss something of another sort
like TJwhales fishes Games that i think are cool or something quite short
But it seems as though i cannot convince you
with my rhymes which turnout aren’t poo
so i ask you kindly please stop writing haiku’s
so that we may discuss something cool

Now I see your point
I will do as you suggest
and make a poem thread.

Well well well
How very sublime
You’ve just revealed
The magic of rhyme
Thank for this
I sure wont forget it
Lets leave this thread be
In just a bit
These poems are long
and getting quite boring
They’re getting like pong;
A Conclusion’s never drawing
Lets go on our way
with a smile on our face
and continue our day
At a comfortable pace.

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I just got back to the forum after a few weeks
And myself I choke
For people are rubbing their cheeks
Against a wall of poetic jokes
Do not mistake poetic for politics, lol.

Ugg! no more poems. please!

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I said I would stop

But I write what I want

So poems it is

People love poems
So please dont be rude
they are nice to read
and enjoyed like food

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There’s another thread for poems!

Me : Please stop or I will call @hhyyrylainen ! @hhyyrylainen !

Repliers : Ok, ok, ok! Geez… .

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SO ABOUT THAT HALF-LIFE CUT CONTENT HUH!

Nice diversion of topic, is that a thing or are you talking about the previous concepts that got scrapped due to it having “too many blade runner vibes”.

did you know that monsters were meant to breed and multiply if you took longer to reach their section of the game in half life 1

Was that not added because the game would be too hard for most people or was it just too hard to code so they didn’t do it?

Probably a combination of it being too hard to implement and it just being a crappy mechanic that punishes players that are bad by making it even more difficult. That’s pretty bad game design IMO.

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