aah31415
(The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)
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Brethren
Prepare thyselves for the worst
For when the cat bald makes their way back into this cyan realm
No one will be truly safe from their outburst of this announcement caused by.
THE DECKARD HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED AT LAST!!! THE DECKARD HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED AT LAST!!! THE DECKARD HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED AT LAST!!! THE DECKARD HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED AT LAST!!! THE DECKARD HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED AT LAST!!! THE DECKARD HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED AT LAST!!! THE DECKARD HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED AT LAST!!! THE DECKARD HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED AT LAST!!! THE DECKARD HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED AT LAST!!!
I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! And it’s not just the Deckard! There’s the Fremont (Steam Machine) and the Ibex/Triton (Steam Controller 2). Finally! Just wait 'till I get my hands on them! Here’s my message to all catgirls! Be afraid! Be afraid ignorant heathens! Because I shall enslave you all with my newly found godlike powers when I get my hands on the Deckard… or even all Steam Hardware! What are you gonna say @hhyyrylainen, huh? You would’ve told me “Told you so” when nothing would’ve happened today. BUT IT DID HAPPEN!!!
When I went to work, I was coping hard when Steam Store page wasn’t showing the Deckard. But then, I checked YouTube and Valve had released their announcement there! I had to hold all my excitement, ecstasy and euphoria until I got home! NOW I AM HOME!!!
Will you have godlike power x3 from the Fremont and Ibex?
Edit:I have no words, with this much power humanity catgirls are done for, it doesn’t even matter that they aren’t real because you can MAKE them real!!!