i wanna see that happen, will your nation suffer no damages from a war that already has killed some of your men and has made you more likely to starve your citizens?
i’m sending the kugelärztlichkorps to the siege of musa fixa
in a suprise battle, you killed 38 of my men, and i killed 13. that is a TINY victory in army size.
I just realized that Zenzone is in Africa (Egypt, I think) and OoferDoofer is Mongolia
That makes this war even more epic:
The aggressive Egyptians have caused many disasters, but the brave Mongols, honourable raiders from the steps, have decided to put an end to the warmongers. Who will win? Who will lose? Find out in the next turn of “The Thrive Odyssey”, brought to you by OmnipotentFnar (To make this clear - I am not trying to insult Zenzone, he’s a cool dude)
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Yes, many of my allies are down there, suffering from his savage warmongering. i have come to stop the pain, and bring peace.
Yeah, that’s really cool, but it’s still quite ironic it’s the Mongols stopping Zen and his warmongering:D I guess you have to be pretty aggressive to make the Mongols self-defence you to death
Ok someone write a story about this war
I would like to, but I don’t even know how it started
Well then it’s time for some journalism!
Ok so what started the war @zenzonegaming? i need zenzone’s opinion first
i will try. it wont be great, but after that, someone can make it better
i have made other’s stories more detailed so i may be able to do it
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oofer saying he was a better warlord.
also @Pentaphon refusing to give me copper.
i kinda rode on my anger for pentaphon into this war…
this will be from the mongols POV, so if @zenzonegaming wants to do that, it could be even better.
ok now what caused the war in your opinion @OoferDoofer?
What if you start writing the text of “Story” @Nover452 O.o That way Omni will have to do less work and we’ll get more detailed information, it’s a win:win:D
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The fact that zen was attacking everyone and being very agressive. he posed a threat to everyone, especially me, because of the fact we were both warmongers
well now we know what caused the war, time to write “The Siege of Musa Fixa”! (do it mr pigeon)
(do what, also aaaaaa)
well you said that you could write the story of the war
Oh, okay, I’ll do it I guess
The Story:
Long ago, there was an immortal warlord named Barando. He ruled over the bans of Nile with an iron, or rather bronze, fist. He was truly ruthless, so ruthless that even his people feared him. He also has a short temper, which is what caused the biggest war the world has ever seen. There was a nation made entirely of traders, traveling the seas and selling their stocks. Those traders had something that the Great Barando lacked - copper. But, for unknown to the narrator reasons, they refused to trade with the mighty warlord. Oh, what a mistake it was. A war broke out - Barando lost his mind and started marching towards all of his neighbours with his army. He was going to spread his empire over all of the Mediterranean and get his (Belgium) copper! But, unfortunately for him and his ambition, another nation showed up. The people of that nation where made from iron - they lived in the harsh steps in a far away land. They weren’t good folks. Oh, one may even say they were just as evil as the folks of the Nile. But that doesn’t matter, because their leader, the scary Kada, declared war. His troops marched towards the magnification city of Musa Fixa and were going to put an end to the madness of the Bananaramanian dictator. But who won is a story for another time…
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