Roll … 4
You hear your 7 months old Golden Doodle puppy barking. You are worried, since your dog might think you are a danger to it. Quickly, you go around the Kitchen counter to the to the guest room, where your dog has his/her dog bed. Your dog just woke up from his/her nap, and is still standing on it, growling and barking at you.
Roll … 1
I attempt to grab a pencil with some of my tiny legs to write something, but instead snap the pencil in half. These halves of the pencil, and little pieces, go all over the Kitchen counter top. The snapped and splintered ends of the broken pencil are sharp to the touch. I sigh, or make what attempts to be a sigh, at my seeming inability to do regular things.
Roll … 2
You attempt to find out why you became like this, starting by looking on the internet. However, you become distracted on your computer lock screen since it does not contain a Giga Chad picture. Once you change your computer lock screen to a Giga Chad, you then start your search “Why am I a Giga Chad”, but search engines only bring back information on the history of the Giga Chad meme.
Roll … 5
You climb the pull chords for the window blinds in the Kitchen using your many clawed limbs. You then focus all your ten legs to jump as high and long as possible, starting to run before you jump. You manage to jump onto the counter top from the Sink, and read the note. The note says,“Your Father and I have gone to buy Seafood. We will be back in several hours,” as you hear the front door open…
Roll … 6
You go to online to DoorDash/Grubhub and order some Five Guys. You order a Bacon Dog and Bacon Burger, since those two items have more meat. Even better, they have a temporary double meat option available, which you choose. And to top it off, they have a temporary 50% discount for online orders for the day, so you save money on your order, which should arrive in 10 minutes.
I think Dragon king logs on once a day, so he is fine. He is probably busy wondering how to deal the the inferno he caused…
