Human/Giga-Chad (Quaternary, Holocene, 10,000 year ago) - domin2ktr.
Giant Anteater (Neogene, Zanclean, 5 MYA) - Animalia.
Catfish (Paleogene, Ypresian, 56.00 – 48.07 MYA) - Biscuit.
Troodon (Late Cretaceous, Campanian, 77.5–76.5 MYA) - JustaDumbThriver.
Scansoriopterygidae/Dragon (Middle to Late Jurassic, Callovian-Oxfordian, 165–156 MYA) - DragonKing.
Crayfish (Late Triassic, Norian, 216 MYA) - aah31415.
Gorgonops (Permian, Lopingian, 260–254 MYA) - Daganfox.
Arthropleura (Carboniferous, Moscovian, 315.2 – 307.0 MYA) - AnthropocenianAge.
Opabinia regalis (Middle-Late Cambrian, Wuliuan, 505.0 MYA) - Rocketsgobrrrr.
Member of Green Sulfur Bacteria Colony (Proterozoic Eon, Paleoproterozoic Era, Siderian, 2.500 BYA) - willow (still exists in present Desolate Earth).
Roll … 2
Even though it is morning, as you can tell from the light coming into the entrance of your underwater burrow, you still want to try to contact everyone else again. You try to fall asleep in order to induce dreams, but then you sense danger from your Crayfish antennules. A predatory Triassic, ray-finned fish Saurichthys finds your burrow and tries to enter it, causing you to scream like a Crayfish and go backward. After the Saurichthys leaves, you hear a foreboding dual voice, “Don’t worry about contacting everyone else, as I am already making plans.” You are deeply concerned, as the strange powerful voice continues, “You will understand, soon enough.”
Rolling … 4
Now in the afternoon, I decide to head to a less crowded part of the river in order to avoid the Spondylerpeton, as the ancient toothed, giant Amphibians seemed more interested in basking in the Carboniferous sun. As I crawl on the ground with my many limbs, I am hesitant to eat another mushroom after what happened the last time, so I decide to try some nearby ferns. After finally getting some edible food, the humidity and temperature start to increase, so I try to stay by shade, seeing one of the largest flying insects also in the shade, the 56 cm wingspan Mazothairos enormis. I avoid a spider web of the small, spiky Carboniferous spider Douglassarachne acanthopoda, as I finally get to drink some water. While drinking, I can see below the surface in the river probably one of the last remaining Eurypterids, a group of 22 cm large Adelophthalmus mazonensis.
Rolled … 4
You open your eyes in the morning sun and find two curious young Tyrannosaurid Daspletosaurus horneri brothers overlooking your Troodon body, causing you to make a Troodon scream and try to do some sort of Kung Fu, making them back off. You get up and sniff, using your dinosaur smell to try and find your fellow Troodon tribe. You find something, and follow the scent for several hours until you reach a short clearing with many ancient ferns like Azolla simplex and a group of armored Nodosaurid Edmontonia longiceps. Realizing you have not eaten, you are so hungry that you decide to eat some ferns, as you fortunately know that Troodons may have been omnivores. “Zou zre zlive!” you hear and see the female Alpha Troodon from across the field, and run to go to the Troodon tribe.
Rolling … 2
You decided to approach the Greater Anteaters, who are near the Anacardiaceaen cashew tree Astroniumxylon parabalansae and mimosoid tree Piptadenioxylon paraexcelsa, making their characteristic deep nasally and gargling-like sounds. “Do not approawchk, stranger; qkwhat are you doing in the Mighty Beawchk’s territory?” the anteater says with a distinct accent you are not fully accustomed to yet. A Proterotheriid mammal Neobrachytherium was in the trees eating grass, when it suddenly becomes still, as a distinctive cat roar is heard and an unknown Homotherini scimitar Sabertooth cat with a scratched out eye jumps out from the trees to corner you. You then hear the distinct high pitched shrieks of the Devincenzia Terror Bird parents you saw before by the river, who then confront the intruder on their lands. You get out of the way as the predators continue their standoff, until the unknown Homotherini backs off and runs away, not wanting to get more wounds or lose another eye.
Rolled … 2
Now with light coming up, you wake up to find some mollusk-like Wiwaxia corrugata moving through. With the strange calcium spiked, soft-bodied animals nearby, you feel a little bit at ease. A “school” of early lampet-like Cambrian chordate Pikaia gracilens swims above you, chasing a group of early arthropod Waptia fieldensis parents trying to get the predators away from their brood. You decide it would be best to try and lift and move some objects (rocks) into a shelter to use a living space slightly away from the spiky Pirania sponges. After occasionally feeding and gathering rocks at the same time, an Archaeopriapulid worm Ottoia pops out from where you began to build your shelter, causing part of it to fall apart and forcing you to rebuilt part of it.
Rolling … 6 (insert another mind blown meme of your choosing)
The Adult Instrancenvia who attacked you hears another roar, causing it to back off as it becomes night. A group of herbivorous Pareiasauromorph Pareiasaurus serridens had come along, and these armored parareptiles came along just in the nick of time. As the Pareiasaurus serridens move between you and the larger Gorgonopsid predator, you get the opportunity to crawl to safety among the drying belgiumneura, an Equisetales horsetail of the Late Permian/Early Triassic. Nearing a lake, a crocodile-like temnospondyl giant amphibian Rhinesuchus whaitsi catches some Atherstonia, a Palaeoniscidae ray-finned fish. Having caught too much Atherstonia, the Rhinesuchus whaitsi decides to leave some of the ancient Permian fish for you as it goes to sleep in the water, and you happily eat your fill.
DragonKing … Dream RNG roll … 5
Now at your parent’s house in Brad, Hunedoara County, Transylvania, Romania, you parents welcome you and this alternative, non-burned version of domin2ktr to their home. “Had I known you were coming, I would have made ,” your dream version of your Mother says. “You mean I would have made something,” you father says, “since I was a former chef…” “It is fine, thank you,” domin2ktr says politely, as you ask him, “Do you ever think about how differently life could have gone?” “Is a life full of regrets worth living?” domin2ktr answers.
domin2ktr … RNG roll … 3
You awaken in the Dinosaur Jungles Lost World below, on top of some ancient cycad Pseudoctenis leaves and broken branches, having some scratches and bruises underneath your beat up Woolly Rhino fur coat. You see Momma, the female T-rex, with her three slightly grown children T-rexes in the distance, and start to back away. You do not want to come closer to them, as your scent could be picked up, if it isn’t already. You doubt Momma the T-rex is friendly like in The Good Dinosaur by Pixar, or tamed like Fang from the show Primal. Once out of visible distance, seeing the sight of the mother Dinosaur with her children makes you think back about whether you wanted to have a family, but dismiss the thoughts.
willow … RNG roll … 5
You desperately want to do something, but do not know if you can contact the others without dreaming, bringing up suppressed feelings of inadequacy from your early childhood. “Curious as to who is blocking your ability, willow?”, a strange and powerful dual voice came out of nowhere, and is yet everywhere, startling you. “Oh yes, I know who you and your friends are,” the strange voice continued, along with some chuckling. “In fact, I am speaking to the catfish at this moment at the same time.” Concerned about this powerful voice, but not wanting to waste an opportunity to potentially help, you “speak” your thoughts with fear, “We are a Giga Chad, Giant Anteater, Catfish, Troodon, Dragon, Crayfish, Gorgonospid, Arthropleura, Green Sulfur Bacteria –”, but the voice interrupts, “I already feel them across time…”
Biscuit … RNG roll … 2
The two-head dragon Digimon of destruction laughs with most blood curdling sound you have ever heard, saying, “An interesting proposition…” You are literally frozen from fear, unable to think any thoughts, or say anything. It feels like nearly an eternity is spent in that point, and considering ZeedMilleniummon’s power over space and time, it probably is. “Very well,” the deep, other worldly voice with male and female components continues, “I will send you and your friends back through time, at a price…” ZeedMilleniummon finishes, “You all will switch places with another version of yourselves, leaving them trapped in your place,” as with a heavy heart, you say feebly to the faustian deal, “Yes.”
ANOMALLY DETECTED! ORGANISMS WILL BE TEMPOROMULTIFACTORIALLY TRANSPOSED BACK TO NEAREST UNIVERSE!