The Unexpected Profile Favorite Species FG

Random number generation, just like how I do the rolls.


Roll … 5

While you ordered a PC with ordinary specs, this is not what the computer specs state. You have an Lenovo - LOQ 15.6" Gaming Laptop. It has an AMD Ryzen 7 7435HS processor with 16GB Memory, a NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4060 (8GB) GPU, and has 512GB SSD - Luna Grey. There is a note attached saying the computer vender company decided to upgrade your PC specs as compensation for losing the previous computer.

Roll … 3

Even though I have become a giant milipede, it was still my birthday. And my dad wanted to give me cake. Plus, I am hungry. My dad gives me a smaller piece than I would have liked, with disappointed visage on my face. “AnthropocenianAge, you don’t know if your new digestive system can handle that much chocolate cake!” Which is true.

Roll … 4

You see you brother, and try to act calm. “Animalia, what is going on?!”, your brother asks tentatively. You don’t know how yet how to shrug as a Greater Anteater, and instead makes some Anteater noises. This only confuses your brother, and your Gold Poodle puppy. You start to back away, slowly, towards the nearest door.

Roll … 5

With your fears of death temporarily allayed, you continue your search for Dragonking in the local park. Fortunately, your hobby of Nature Photography has paid off. You remembered to you had a highly professional camera in your backpack and take it out. You then start to take pictures of the park in order to notice anything unusual. You note a patch of flattened grass a couple of trees farther than where you stand in one of your pictures. Carefully, you take some photos of a certain area thick with trees, and notice glimpses of a Dragon.

Roll … 4

You try to calm down. You stop attempting to take a bite of out the chair nearest to you. Obviously, you don’t like the tastes of wood. You take a moment to look at what you did, which horrifies you. You realize that you are not an angry creature, just simply frustrated. And then you notice … A ping pong ball.

Roll … 4

You attempt to focus your heightened senses in order to get better control over them. You close your eyes and feel the grass, feeling every blade of grass. You then focus on your sense of smell, which is smelling the various foods left in the park, like cotton candy, and…someone else! You concentrate your efforts on your hearing, which eventually hears the clicking of a machine very close by. You open your eyes again, looking to the direction of the clicking camera.

Roll … 5

You get better at writing using the marker. You parents somehow found a pack of Sharpie mini-markers, which are more easily manipulated by your smaller claws-for-hands. You write, “How long can my transformation be kept a secret?” Your Father shrugs, “I mean…We already tried the being-sucked-into-a-Thrive-Forum-Game before excuse when you became addicted to the Thrive Community Forum a few years ago.” Your Mother is not surprised, shaking her head and remembering, “And you used that excuse to not make sandwiches for International Mother’s and Father’s Days!”

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