The Unexpected Profile Favorite Species FG

Rolling … 4

You parents are in shock, as there would be no way for a random cat to know your password. You put on a small smirk, as much as a cat can, before getting off your computer and table. “Where are you –” your mothers starts to ask, as you go past your still dumbfounded parents to head downstairs to the kitchen, stopping at the where the cat food would be kept. You start meowing, with you hearing the footsteps of you parents not long after, looking at each other and understanding what you probably want. Your Father gets a spare Cat Bowl and puts Cat Food in the Cat Bowl, as you start devouring the delicious Cat Food.

Rolled … 3

Fortunately, you and your family do not have to wait long, as you see someone from your view within the tank heading to unlock the door. The slightly older women looks at your family, initially puzzled, before having a smiling look on her face. “You must be aah31415’s family!” she said, opening the door to allow your parents to bring in your tank to the office, and introducing herself as Dr. Greta van de Sompel. After getting checked in, you are taken to the Veterinarian room, where Dr. Greta van de Sompel takes you out of your tank and checks your vitals. You look quizzically at the doctor during the checkup, and your parents look worried about you, but the doctor assures them, “Your son’s Crayfish looks fine to me.”

Rolling … 1

Frustrated by my previous attempt use the microwave, I accidentally push the button to open the microwave door, causing the microwave door to suddenly open and hit me in my Arthropleura face. Feeling temporarily dazed, I accidentally step on a piece of the shattered plate from the day before, nearly stumbling on my way to the couch to lie down. After a few minutes, I feel better, and go to the Kitchen to see if there any fruit in the fridge. I don’t see any sweet fruit, but there are some tomatoes and jalapeno peppers. Out of hunger, I use my mandibles to take a tomato, accidentally squeezing the tomato too much and getting tomato juice on my bug eyes.

Rolled … 5

Having already accepted the “First Launch”, you watch your rocket launch from Launch Pad 1. You see it climb without rotation to first six-hundred meters, then over two-thousand meters. After crossing two-thousand-and-one-hundred meters, your rocket enters the clouds, still without any visible rotation. After seven-thousand meters, your rocket exits the clouds and goes to pass ten-thousand meters, splashing back down without any damage and completing the “First Launch” contract. You then go back to click on the Mission Control building, where new missions have been unlocked, accepting the “Karman Line” contract.

Roll … 5

You look around, seeing your unconscious Anteater body next to broken branches. You start to panic, but as you move, you somehow start floating high into the air. You try to move your limbs like you are swimming, gaining maneuverability in this out-of-body state, as you spot people inside their houses below you. Even more unnervingly, you suddenly realize you can see animal spirits inside people. No way, you think, as you fly by and see people’s different spirit animals.

Rolling … 1

Still covered in mud, you are panting from fright of the near-death experience. Part of your mind wishes you could be back home with your parents and dog, but you know that is no longer possible at the moment. You turn your attention to something else, hearing the grumbling sound from your stomach, and prowl the woods for food. You spot a fawn, and despite feeling the hunter instincts kicking in, you step on a twig like a novice hunter and give away your position. As the fawn runs away, you accidentally slip on some mud when attempting to follow your would-be prey.

Rolled … 2

Having dealt with other government agents before, you try your best to calmly approach the U.S. agents, who have masks on. You attempt to speak to the agents, but then they shove you away, with one them shouting, “WE WILL DEPORT YOU IF YOU INTERFERE!!” The same stereotypical Redneck looking person from before comes behind you as backup, with other people from the community coming behind him and holding signs that say things like “Down with Big Brother!” “We won’t let the government take away our neighbors!” shouts a random person in the crowd, with other protesters shouting in agreement. Before you could get away from the impending situation, one of the U.S. agents punches a women who was holding a sign in the face, starting an all-out brawl outside Daganfox’s house.


Dragonking … RNG roll … 1… He tries to fly too soon, crashing down on some trees near the beach, and breaking some more bones in his wings. He also gets hit on the head with a coconut.

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