The Unexpected Profile Favorite Species FG

Since it has been about a week, I will go ahead and post the next round. I won’t have time to work on it tomorrow, which is why I am posting it today.


Roll … 1

It is now getting late at night as your Mother brings your computer to you, and it looks huge compared when you were a human. You wrongly assume it would easy to type as a Crayfish, and cannot even type your password to your computer, randomly smashing the keyboard and typing “z8udoigfbophn[p”. You don’t dare to try again, not wanting to lock yourself out of your computer, drooping your Crayfish head in defeat. Your mother notices and gives you a hug of comfort, as your Father comes in to say “Dr. Sompel we saw in Oosterzele has been temporarily suspended due to supposedly suspicious activity…” The whole family is terrified, taking a while to fall asleep.

Rolled … 3

With the sun setting, I try to get better at using my phone with my Arthropleura mandibles, and attempt at taking a selfie in the dark with my phone’s camera.

I think about deleting the picture, since I don’t want anything strange on my phone if I get tracked, until I realize it would make a good next Thrive Community forum pfp. I next log into the my computer and try to find the latest scientific papers to read, since I did not get a chance to do that yet. Along the way, I see on the international news “Aquatic Vet from Belgium arrested”, “Canada Illegal Anteater Trial”, “Transylvania town mourning”, “YouTube Meme Ban Protests”, and “Burnsville, NC, protests”. I find and read on Nature Core microbes regulate plant resilience by maintaining network resilience during long-term restoration of alpine grasslands.

Rolling … 5

Somehow, ignoring the problem solved it, as people probably thought it was some sort of hallucination as the sun sets outside. You hear from outside people talking, “…some construction going on nearby, so maybe we just let our imagination run wild with all the crazy things going on in the news…” You continue to watch The Lost World: Jurassic Park until it finishes, which you then decide to see what is going on in the forum. When you log in, you see an announcement by hhyyrylainen, “Dear forum users - it is a sad for me to inform you that domin2ktr has been suspended due to an investigation by the FBI for potential murders.” Well, that isn’t good, you think as you decide to start a game of TF2.

Roll … 5

After a long day with the sun starting to set, you rest on the floor of the cave. You find a nice spot where there is some soft moss growing so it cushions you from the hardness of the rock on the floor. After a short while, you then go back out to find some sticks and branches to try and make shelter. It takes you several trips, as you have to carry sticks in your mouth, but begin to make a rudimentary frame using the branches, sticks, and whatever rocks you can find and/or carry/push. During your endeavor to make shelter, you occasionally stop to think about how your dog and brother are doing, and whether you should try to go back to find them.

Rolling … 6

You are somehow human again in your dream, back in your hometown of Brad in Romania, starting to leave your house to go visit your parents, as you Father has been having trouble due to an early stroke, but something feels off. You turn around and witness your house becoming aflame and crumbling, and cars exploding from fire. You suddenly see domin2kr screaming in pain from being burned alive, as he screams “SLAUGHTER US ALL, YOU MONSTER!”. You then see the skeletons of the natives you burned and ate force themselves out from your you mouth in the most painful way possible, taunting you in the most evil voice imaginable “EaT tHe DeLiCiOuS cHiLdReN!” You wake up screaming and find yourself surrounded by angry children with spears.

Rolled … 1

You should be able to relatively blend in, since your family has four other cats in the house. Since you are partly a cat in this chimeric animal state, you attempt to hop on a shelf from the top of the stairs and watch the Animal Control person enter. However, you lose you balance when hop on top of the stairs and fall off, right onto the person coming into the house. The sound you make is not that of a cat, but something absolutely unearthly, causing the Animal Control person coming in to be startled when you fall onto them, reacting by shooting you with a dart gun. As you hit the floor, you can hear you Father’s voice trailing “…ordered the Titanium White…” as you blank out.

domin2ktr … RNG roll … 5

You go to apologize to Daganfox, but first need to find her. The sun is already below the sky when you look on the ground and follow tentative track marks, as all those animal tracking videos you were watching before your transformation seemed to have helped you. You find Daganfox on an alcove, fretting. You slowly approach and apologize.

Daganfox … RNG roll … 1

As it turns night once again, instead of feeling angry, Daganfox feels sad. She starts crying, making domin2ktr feel more embarrassed. Daganfox just does not know what do anymore, as the stress of being away from her family and former life has started to get to her, and she was mean to someone who was only trying to help. domin2ktr understands, having to flee from his home of Russia, but won’t show it due to the pride of being a Gigachad. domin2ktr sits down uncomfortably on the ground and looks at the stars, as Daganfox remains sad.


Yeah. That dream got too dark. What am I supposed to do when someone wants a dark dream and they roll a 6?

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