The Unexpected Profile Favorite Species FG

Roll … 1

You try to speak once more. However, just like last time, it ended in failure. Only roaring sounds came out, before the sounds of sparks and subsequent crackling of flame bellowed from within you. You attempt to turn your head leftward in order to change the outcome. But you were not fast enough compared to the fire inside. While you turned your head, you watch in absolute horror. You see fire coming out from your maws and catching Domin2ktr’s shirt on fire, just as he moved away and started to upload the material he just filmed.

Roll … 5

Hearing your Mother speak about eating Crayfish makes you feel queezy. In fact, you let out out a little squeal in horror. It is even scarier since you know some Crayfish are cannibals. You don’t want to find out if you are one of them. So you write down using the Marker the next best thing, “I would like grilled vegetable, please.” Your parents sigh in relief. “Oh, thank the flying spaghetti monster!”, your Mother whispers with a half-hearted smile. Your Father gets a twinkle in his eye, since everyone in your family knows he is the best griller in your area. “Grilled Ratatouille coming right up!”, your Father says excitedly. You smelled the grilled, butter sloaked vegetables from the backward as they grill, making you feel hungry. Then, your Father takes the grilled and butter vegetables and puts them in pot with the grilled garlic, grilled onion, grilled tomato, and toasted herbs.
After an hour of slowly cooking them, your Father’s special Ratatouille is served to you in the bowl. Your Manibles and pairs of maxillae undulate with anticipation of the delicious food you will eat. Using your clawed forelimbs, you carefully take the teaspoon given to you by your Mother, and “blow” on it to cool down before eating.

Roll … 6

I find that BBC is broadcasting the premiere of Sir David Attenborough’s latest documentary - Ocean with David Attenborough (2025). The feature-length film explores how the oceans have changed over his lifetime. It explored corralling coral reefs, unkept kelp forests, and superimposing seamounts. The film also explored how oceans plays a role defending against climate change since oceans are the largest carbon sink. Due to climate the change, many corral reefs became bleached deserts. The film showed the irrefutable evidence of the destruction cause by industrial fishing in areas off the coast of Britain and in the Mediterranean Sea. However, Sir David Attenborough also points to hope. Coral reefs in the Pacific Ocean nations like Palau, which were previously bleaches, are once again alive. Also, small marine reserves found in the Mediterranean have recovered after banning of fishing. He hopes that since every nation on earth has pledged to protect 30% of the world’s oceans, it may be possible to save them, but only if the policies are actually implemented.
This uplifting tone made me want to discuss with my Father on how the vacation plans will change, in which my Father agreed, “I think I should go alone.” When he called the Airline, the person he called was gracious enough to give a full refund for the $ 5,000 economy class tickets.

Roll … 1

You immediately attempt to find out where you are using your enhanced smell. Unfortunately, all you can smell is garbage, since it is trash day. Oh, the terrible rancid, putrid smell! Your elongated nose retracts, and you scrunch your face in disgust. You recall as a human that you would always put a nose clip when taking out the trash, since you could not withstand the smell of the trash. You feel like a nose clip would be very handy right now. You are so inundated with the yucky smell of garbage that you completely forget to smell for food, or to find out where you should go next. Instead, you simply running as far away as your Great Anteater legs will take you from the smell of Garbage.

Roll … 3

As a precaution, you first move away from Dragonking before turning your back on him. You needed to show the material you just filmed to hhyyrylainen. You had your Thrive Community Forum app open on your Phone, and then started to upload the material to Vimeo. You were so engrossed on uploading the material that you failed to notice your shirt accidentally put on fire by Dragonking. You scream in agony, but you don’t let go of your phone. You are determined to upload all of your filmed material. After all, you are a Giga Chad. You can han - aaaahhhh, you can’t handle being burned! With every ounce of will left in your body, you search for nearest wildlife sanctuary and directions to that wildlife sanctuary, before you eventually drop to the ground and roll.

Roll … 1

You attempt to troubleshoot the Linux Mint 22.1 “Xia” you downloaded. Unfortunately, the long time period of being spent on the computer starts to strain your eyes too much. You never had dry eyes before, but this feels painful. The burning, the itching, the increased wateriness of your eyes. Also, your Troodon hands are not meant for normally typing. Let alone for long periods, causing your upper extremities to cramp up. When combined with your temporary decreased sight from dry eyes, you accidentally knock your new computer on its side.

Roll … 2

You let out a little yap, or whatever sound a Gorgonopsid would make when it is surprised. You hear ruckus upstairs, as your parents get up. “Honey, Danganfox is probably just eating something. Those floorboards downstairs are always squeaking,” you hear your Father say in an attempt to calm down your Mother. You hear your Mother sigh, “But our son is always so hyper… I hope he isn’t eating too much sugary food again,” as you hear the squeaking of a door opening. You become even more nervous and try to hide in a closet, but cannot open the door due to the stress of the situation. You eventually just break a hole through the door, causing even more sound.

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My dog has a history of hating everything she hasn’t seen constantly since puppyhood…

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That does not bode well for your new form…


Action - Attempt to help my Father pack things for the vacation.

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What is our goal in this FG really?

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Action: Go to sleep to try and mitigate the dry eyes.

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Action: Start discussing with parents (via marker) how to return to a more natural (for a human) cycle of life in this new form

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Daughter*
Action: Hide the best I can in the closet

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action: Get up, dust yourself off, pick up your phone, see what other users of the thrive community forum think about the dragon you filmed, and go to the house of another transformed TCF participant. (go to a random player of this game)

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Action: Use my saliva to put out the fire on @domin2ktr.

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I think the fire did more damage than just burn off your shirt…

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Okay, new precaution, never try to speak…

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Not sure using dragon salive will be of good use considering I recall dragon saliva also is supposed to have some special lethal properties…

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I am starting to regret being a dragon…

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Are you still going to try using saliva?

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I guess, I have never heard of European style dragons having deadly saliva.

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That being said komodo dragons do have deadly saliva…

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Well let’s just hope I’m not a mutant Komodo dragon.

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@MeghalayanAge I wonder if dragonking roll a 1 and I die, what happens? Do I resurrect at my home? Or do I have to take a new character? Or something else entirely?

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Well hopefully death doesn’t remove you from this FG completely…

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A poisonous bite is how they got Beowulf, be careful..

He later dies from this.

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  1. Edit: I just noticed MeghalyanAge mentioned the exact dragon from beowulf in different thread earlier today that I hadn’t even seen when I posted this, lol. ↩︎

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