The Unexpected Profile Favorite Species FG

Roll … 1

You want to communicate to your parents that you cannot research about veterinarians who treat Crayfish, but you feel very sleepy. Your Father also starts yawning. “I wonder when your Mother will be back?” To be fair, it has been an exhausting day for everyone. It is not easy to try to think and do things as a human being when you are a Crustacean. Or stop thinking about what will happen to your transformed, if you were a parent. Try as you might, you cannot shake off your drowsiness in order to write a message to your parents. Your Father drains the bowl you use as your bed and puts in cold water. “Huh. So cold water is better for Crayfish?” Your Father notes on the one had he has with his phone, while he puts down the bowl with his other hand. You just decide to plop into the bowl, not caring about if some water is splashed over the rim, and fall asleep.

Rolled … 4

You sigh, or your best attempt at a sigh as a Troodon. You cannot believe your hands are now stuck in your table. You hope your hand claws did not make too much damage, as you attempt to slowly wiggle your claws free. It isn’t easy, as you move the entire table along with your claws. You stop moving and make nervous Troodon noises when objects on your table move around too much, not wanting to topple them over and fall. Especially the pen rolling around on the table. You continue to jostle your claws free as the jittering of the table also moves your computer and the mouse attached to it. This causes your new computer to awake from sleep mode. You are not sure how long you have been at it, since your wall clock does not work. You always forget to change the batteries of that thing. After a few more shimmies and shakes, finally, your claws are free.

Rolling … 5

You are curious about those flashing lights, but realize what it is even before you hear it. You are in the sky, and besides birds and bats, there is only one other thing it could be. The roaring of the engines suddenly becomes louder and the smell of burning fuel comes stronger as a large plane comes into view. This is no ordinary plane. This is the Antonov An-325, the largest airplane to be ever built. Despite being a dragon for only over a day, you tilt your body and change the angle and beating of your wings. You manage to dodge the gigantic air plane by going over it, briefly seeing the eight engines it has, and get the idea of sleep on it. You quickly turn around and increase you speed to land on top of the air plane, which was not going its full speed. You dig your claws into the metal and wrap your tail around the tail end of the aircraft, managing to hang on due to secreting a sticky substance on your body. The wind moving over your dragon body helps you calm down and you take a nap.

Roll … 5

At first, I was unsure of how I should proceed with operating the Microwave, while the thunderstorms outside were still ongoing. Was it really that simple of pushing the microwave button? Turns out, it was. Using one of my upper arms, I pushed the button for opening the Microwave door. Fortunately, it was with my left side, so I was away from the Microwave door that swung open. I saw the inside of the microwave, which was boxy and hand bumps on the top to redirect the microwaves. The light inside the Microwaves coming from right side, where the control panel was located. The turning tray was large, possibly having fit a 16 inch pizza, but my family never tried to fit such a thing on the turning tray to find out. Next, with some effort, I moved around the Microwave door and pushed it with some of my upper limps. I heard the clank of the Microwave door closing and being latched. I then went to the Microwave buttons and pressed “30 seconds” with one of my upper limbs, hearing the Microwave turn on.

Rolled … 2

Your dog started barking again while you were looking up the Morse code chart. Briefly turning to the side, you see that the bunny had moved away. Going back to typing with your Saber Teeth, you continue your slow tapping on the keyboard. Tap! Tap! You find the Wikipedia entry for Morse code, but realize you have to scroll down to click on it. You try get up on your hind legs so you can use your paws to scroll, but as you do, you hear something behind you. “WHAT THE BELGIUM!” You Dad screams. You become briefly startled by your Dad screaming, but choose to ignore looking at him. You don’t want to make it worse. Plus, you still need to find a Morse Code chart. Your Dad screams your Mother’s name (Random generated) “EIRENE!”, as you scroll down and click on the page. Once you do, the webpage shows the International Morse Code Chart.

Rolling … 3

You are getting pretty full now with ants. But when you see the third ant hill, you think that one more should not hurt. Since this one straddles the fence of two neighbors, it requires you to dig more than usual. You walk up to this ant hill and see the ants starting to scatter. However, with your Anteater tongue, you lick them up. The sun was setting as you started to dig up the ant hill. More ants start coming out as you continue digging, eating the arthropods as they scurry out. You then hear someone dialing a phone in a distance as you finish up digging the ant hill. “Hello!” it sounded like an fearful older lady. “I think there is a wild animal in my backyard!” The sun fully sets, and stars are now visible in the night sky.

Roll … 3

You decide the best course of action is to talk to this person. After all, you are a Giga Chad, so you can handle this person. You just can’t handle being on fire. You hear the footsteps coming closer, and an argument is ongoing. “But this patient is still in a coma!” you can hear the voice of nurse protesting. You some scuffling going on, people possibly being shoved. You hear the sound of papers and the Clank! of clip boards dropping to floor. “Get in our way, and you will never be seen again!” You hear another person in a Russian accent speaking in a threatening tone, as the door to the room opens. The man who comes in is clearly tall, strong build, wide shoulders, and has a mean look on his face. He is also wearing all black clothing with no clear insignia, and this clothing appears to be thick with some sort of insulating material. This mysterious man takes out a gun and points it at you. “You are under arrest for evading being drafted into the War with Ukraine!”, the man shouts as you.

Roll … 3

You feel quite comfortable in this new form in the dark. The fur you know have makes you feel warm. You move your tail a little to test your dexterity, making sure not to knock over anything. You then move to the rug you have next to chair, since you want to have some more space for stretching out. Even though you are no longer human, you still felt some leftover stiffness from sitting on your chair. You then do a big stretch of your body, which feels good and helps to get rid of any remaining stiffness. After the stretch, you carefully get on your bed so you can reach your computer. It felt strange to feel the bed with your new paws, but you always did like extra fluffy and soft bed coverings. You then carefully stand on you hindlegs, still on top of your bed, so you can pat the keyboard on your computer. You pat the power button on the side and hear the familiar humming of your computer turning on.


Sorry about the delay. I had trouble connecting to the internet for several days. I think with running two FGs, it would be better for me try to post a turn/round/session of this FG once a week. Does that work for everyone?

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action: Try to knock the gun out of his hands and defeat him in a fight.

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Action - Attempt to Microwave a food item on a plate.

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Wonder where will the dragon find itself at when it wakes up…
Action: Dream about if others in the forum got their forms changed too

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Action: Tap and scratch out “S-O-S” Repeatedly, one of the few things of morse code I know by heart.
I am very afraid.
I live in the southern US, and I might just be shot in anyone’s house.
Castle Law

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A: open up firefox(hehe, fox using firefox), look at the forums, respond to domin2k1tr’s post, and then realize i’m hungry, and go downstairs

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What would you use had you become a cat?

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still firefox, that’s the browser on my pc

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Well then the pun potential would be lost ig

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Action: Flee and attempt to leap the fence.

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Let’s hope that person which spotted you isn’t also a poacher…

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Action: Get back to logging into my steam account.

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Are you sure the parents will know what the gorgonops is trying to communicate?

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There’s a morse code chart right behind me

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Action: try to wake before the plane lands.

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Will they focus on it over the existance of the gorg though?

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Roll… 2

The Agent continues to look irate at you. “I am warning you!” The Agent yells in a Russian accent. But you continue to stare at him. The Agent then fires his gun at you, moving the shot slightly so it does not directly hit you. BANG! You hear the shot, and try to move your body away from the shot. However, you are too close in range to move away. You feel the bullet graze the left side of your abdomen, feeling some stinging and pain. You smell the burned gunpowder and see some of the smoke from the shot, as you put your right hand over the injury to your abdomen area. The expression of the Agent changes to concern, which makes you wonder why they are coming after you, since you heard the second Agent’s voice. Sensing an opportunity, you suddenly move your arms forward and knock the gun out from the Agent’s hand. The Agent is surprised, since he thought you were injured. As the first Agent’s gun hits the floor, you attempt to knock him out with a left upper cut, but the Agent sees this and dodges. The Agent counters by trying to hold your arms and pushing you forward. The second Agent comes in, taking out a knife from one his pockets, since the range is too close from him to use his firearm. Seeing the second Agent is going to try and stab you, using your Giga Chad strength, you suddenly shove the first Agent onto the second Agent, impaling the first Agent onto the second Agents’ knife. “Ahhh!” You hear the first Agent scream as you smash both Agents into the wall. Not taking any chances, you spin around and do a Karate kick to knock them out. However, you accidentally use all your Giga Chad strength, and end up missing the second agent, instead killing the first Agent by smashing his skull.

Rolled … 1

Encouraged by my previous efforts to use the Microwave, I try to warm up some food on a plate. I first open one of the cabinets, which has the plates. I grasp the bronze colored knob with some of my upper limbs to open the white colored cabinet. However, I used too much force and the cabinet door banged against the kitchen fume hood. THUD! I began to take things slowly, not wanting to do sudden movement. Thinking I might drop the plate if I tried to take it with my numerous upper limbs, I decided to take the plate by biting it with my mandibles. While it seemed like a good idea in practice, there was an immediate issue of weight. All of the plate’s weight would be at the fulcrum, which would be my Arthropleuran jaws. I felt just how heavy the plate was when attempting to lift it. Despite trying to do slow movements, I suddenly yanked the plate out from the cabinet. I was not used to using my giant Centipede jaws for lifting things, and immediately let the plate fall onto the countertop. The plate became deflected off and I tried to catch it, to no avail. Once the plate fell onto the floor, it shattered into a million pieces. Dejected, I went to go get the broom when a very loud lightning strike was heard very close to the house, causing the power to go out.

Rolling … 3

You make some small movements in your water-filled bowl bed as you sleep. You “wake up”, as still in your water-filled bowl bed, but do not see your parents. Instead, you see two other Crayfish on the counter top. You are alarmed. You slowly crawl out the bowl, keep your Crayfish eyes on them. They appear to be whispering things, but then notice you coming. You hear Crayfish noises coming from one of the two Crayfish, which your Crayfish brain understands and translates. “aah31415! Finally, you are awake!” The voice sounded male. The other Crayfish starts making Crayfish noises, which then get translated by your Crayfish brain. “Now we finally understand how you feel being a Crayfish!” The second voice was distinctively female, and then it hits you. “Mother? Father?” you tentatively say to the Crayfish next to you. The two Crayfish nod. “A Spinosaurus came for a visit while you were sleeping,” you Mother says like such a thing was perfectly normal. “He wanted to make sure everything was fine before going back to the Thrive Community Forum,” your Father continued. “Also, an Emperor Penguin waddled through here. Something about an FG…” your dad waves his claws while speaking.

Roll … 4

You first tap with your saber teeth three times. Then you attempt to make three scratch sounds in a row. After this, you again tap with your saber teeth three times. Three dits, three dahs, and three dits. S.O.S. One of the few Morse Codes you know by heart. “Eirene! This weird dog-thing is on the computer!” You hear your Father yell again, but in a lower and raspier voice from before. You try to not react to your Father, and redo the sequence again. Tap! Tap! Tap! Scratch! Scratch! Scratch! Tap! Tap! Tap! You hear your Mother opening a vault upstairs. CLANG! “I AM GETTING THE GUN OUT!” you hear your Mother scream from upstairs. You start shaking now, as you are very afraid. Since you live in the Southern U.S., you might get shot in anyone’s house due to Castle Law. You hear footsteps getting farther from you. “I will try to find a Baseball Bat!” you hear you Father say, probably exhausted from yelling too much.

Rolling … 2

You feel a little bit unbalanced being on two legs in this form. You take your upper legs off from your desk and sit on your bed for a few minutes to rest your hind legs. After several minutes, you again get up on your hind legs to use your computer. Using your external mouse, you get your computer awake from sleep mode, and log into your computer. You then click on your favorite browser, Firefox. You snicker as a fox, since you are a fox using Firefox. You log into the Thrive Community Forum, but have to briefly sit back down for a few seconds. Being on your hind legs is exhausting. After a minute, you again get on your hind legs and check for any updates on the Thrive Community Forum. You see domin2ktr’s post, JustaDumbThriver’s reply, and the material domin2ktr uploaded. You slowly reply, “It seems believable.” You are unsure if you want to reveal that you too have been transformed, and then realize your stomach is grumbling. You get off your bed, wanting to head downstairs to get food, but realize you door is still closed.

Roll … 4

You start panicking, thinking maybe it was not a good idea to come out of the house, after all. You look around to see if you can hide anywhere. You eventually decide to jump your way through to the other side of the fence, since you might get injured and make more ruckus trying to dig under the fence boards. You hurriedly scoop out piles of dirt in the dark into the hole you dug earlier to keep people off your tracks, hearing the crickets chirping as you do thigs. PLOP! PLOP! You hear from house “…I had just gotten back from watching the Thunderbolts* with my grandson when I heard strange sounds from my backyard!” the older lady continues with her raggedy voice on the phone. “How soon will they arrive?!” After filling the hole, you get ready to jump. You have only one attempt to do this, as you would make noise trying to practice jumping. You close your eyes and concentrate, thinkingg how do this. You then open your eyes, starting running, and then jump on your hind legs over the fence. You feel the top edges of the fence boards, and how some of them potentially have a few sharp splinters, prickling your Anteater skin. Once on the other side, you see something unexpected: an Armadillo. The Armadillo immediately rolls into a ball.

Rolled…3

After your claw debacle, you get back to what is important. You want to log into your Steam Account. You first do some stretching of your Troodon arms and hands in preparation for the typing you will need to do. You then log into your back-up email in order to access the reset password link send by Steam. You click on this link, and type in a new password. You scratch this password in a piece of paper you have nearby, as you have not practiced writing with a proper writing utensil in your Troodon form. You double check to make sure you typed in the password correctly. You check that it has all the hallmarks of a good password: it has some numbers, special characters, a mix of upper and lowercase letters, and it is over ten characters long. Once you get confirmation that you Steam password has been reset, you finally log into your Steam account. You sigh, or the best a Troodon can sigh, as you finally look up and download KSP mods on Steam.

Rolling…4

You suddenly wake up on top of the Antonov An-325. You could not breathe properly due the air becoming thinner and starting to lack in oxygen. You don’t feel the air rushing against you as much as before, which is strange. Until you look up. The stars in the sky look amazing, in a way you have never seen them before. Almost like you are close to…Your eyes widen in disbelief. The plane is going to Space! Being pressed against the fuselage of the huge plane, you can indirectly hear the vibrations of some people talking. “I keep on telling you, there was no dragon!” one person was saying, but cannot discern who they are. “You were half-asleep last night, listening to old Godzilla films!” You start to phase out again from the lack of oxygen. “So you think I mistook a cloud for Rodan while you were getting coffee?” another person spoke. You cannot keep holding on, using your remaining strength while you are still conscious to push yourself off the space-heading plane, causing some vibrations in the aircraft as you dismount. You start falling, seeing the unobscured stars one more time as you completely blank out.

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a: stare at the door for a few seconds, then start scratching at it and meowing as loudly as i can
mainly cause all cats seem to have a very strong instinct to meow and scratch at closed doors, especially when they’re trapped

uh oh,

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Action - Attempt to eat some fruit before I go to sleep.

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Action: Ask the parents if they’ve heard of any other strange beings popping up recently

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