The Unexpected Profile Favorite Species FG

Maybe we can continue without her, considering that it’s not known when she’ll return.

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Pretty sure she will return, though perhaps not in time for this next round…

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:disturbing: ANOMALY DETECTED

Rolled … 4

Using your Greater Anteater claws, you pick up the police tape, and find your Anteater nose picking up a scent similar to you Golden Poodle along with scents of other unknown humans. You surmise that your puppy was taken as evidence, but cannot be one-hundred percent sure of that outcome. You manage to open the fence gate and go the backyard, making sure to close the fence gate to avoid any suspicion. The wall-mounted TV on the back porch was still running, as your Brother was probably watching the TV and forgot to turn it off because of finding out you are an Anteater. The news was on, showing your brother in jail for having an illegal Anteater, making you sad, and you decide to then hide behind some overgrown bushes as you fall on the ground from the lack of sleep (dreaming next turn).

Rolling … 2

I dream of going outside still in my Arthropleura form during the day, falsely assuming from looking at Reddit that people love Arthroplueras. I see my neighbor, who works for the Homeland Security, and get up from the ground and try to wave at her. She screams and runs back to her house, making me taken aback from her reaction. Some of the small children on the neighborhood are not scared of me, saying thinks like “Giant bug!” and wave back, but most of the adults are scared. My Homeland Security neighbor and the rest of the adult neighbors come back with their guns (since there are a lot military veterans in my neighborhood), and they start shooting at me.

Roll … 6

You are suddenly teleported to the primordial world of Treerilia with its Mars-sized moon Xanrillon and submoon mini-Xoruta, before coming back to the strange cat in question. This cat is unlike any other cat you have seen, almost like it has traits of other animals. “aah31425, this is willow,” the strange cat says. “I am not sure how we are able to communicate, but we have to find each other before it is too late…” Since this is a dream, you start saying “Where are you?”, but then the dream abruptly ends with you awaking in your tank.

Rolled … 1

A follow-up private forum message comes from FBInformer that the questions will be sent to your linked account email as an attachment file. When you go to open the attachment in your email, you are briefly transported to the Treerilia-Xanrillon binary system where the moon Xanrillon cannot be seen before coming back to Earth, noticing a black and white photo of you in the attachment. You save the file as evidence, thinking maybe the picture is hiding something, but then suddenly feel unwell due to being infected by Budapestis maygaris (Subspecies 145) from Treerilia. You do a low-frequency Troodon hiss out of frustration and accidentally bump into your closet door face first from becoming delirious. Feeling the lack of sleep getting to you, you somehow manage to get on your bed and fall into deep slumber (dreaming next round).

Roll … 2

As you fly, you internally scream at yourself “WHY MUST MY LUCK BE HORRIBLE?!”, before deciding to land a little bit higher up in elevation and farther away from the village. You facepalm yourself, and then look for food. You find a mouse, and lunge at it. The mouse bites your tongue before dying, causing you to breath fire in pain. You realize the trees are on fire, and use this to your advantage to get more food from animals come out toward you away from the fire. This fire, and the other one started from where you killed the parents of the natives, have started to spread.

Rolled … 2

The sun peaks through the horizon as you wake up downstream of where you attempted to end your own life. You still feel terrible about it, yet at the same time, you long to go back to civilization, if your visions told anything about yourself. You attempt your best to put your saliva on your paws and then rub it on your head to help it heal, but you are still a bit woozy. After walking for a few hours, you cannot make any heads or tails of where you are. You decide to instead start looking for some food.

Roll … 1

The first thing you do it say, “Oh, belgium, this is what I was most afraid of…”, as one Agent fires his gun and shoots you in the right knee. As you fall over and scream, some other agents tackle you, and place restraints, with one agent angrily commenting, “That was unnecessary since he is blinded!” After being escorted on the Helicopter and flying for an hour, the same agent that shot you whispers in your ear in Russian “This is for the murder of my brothers in Brad…” You realize there is a mole amongst the FBI Agents, and attempt to warn the others, but the foreign-sounding Agent quickly takes out his gun and shoots everyone else, leaving you for last as the helicopter starts to lose altitude. The foreign-sounding Agent tries to shoot you dead, but one FBI Agent who has not died yet suddenly starts a struggle for the gun, pointing it up as gun shots punches holes in the fuel line and cause the fuel to ignite and create an explosion.

Survival Roll … 6 (domin2ktr somehow lives and is knocked unconscious for the next turn).


willow RNG roll … 2.

You are unsure of where you ended up, but feel reassured since you are now away from what was probably Animal Control. You hope your parents and the family cats are ok, but have a nagging feeling something, or someone, is trying to reach out to you. You start dreaming walking, tripping over some rocks in real-life and going onto a random ditch, getting covered in mud. Still in your dream-walking state, you find yourself seeing strange people attempting to enter a place of residence. Using your strange abilities as a chimera, you take down the random people and eventually enter the residence, finding aah31415 on the other side.

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An 11 year old getting arrested for exotic animals? Seems extreme..

Action: Look for something in the area that could help me locate animals easily before I decide to sleep

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I think you are forced to fall asleep already

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It is an older brother.

Dream Action - Runaway from the people shooting at me!

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How long did our stay in the intermediates planet last exactly?

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For only a few seconds.

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Action: Prepare myself and try writing the email once more

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A: I had a dream about being kidnapped by FBI agents to Area 51 where I would learn the reason for all these anomalies.

I wonder if I’ll have to roll for survival every turn with severe bleeding and other fatal injuries?

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The stuff that happens to that one sock:

A: Dream nonsensically once again.

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Action: Attempt to make a makeshift bucket to scoop up water in order to stop the fire.

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I think you’re supposed to dream now?

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Yes. domink2tkr is knocked out right now, so the character must dream.

Also, yes, Animalia’s character is sleep deprived, and must dream this round.

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Does the length of the sleep in rounds have an effect on how long can we go later without sleeping?

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I’ll sleep after spotting the thing I’m looking for

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Is it just me or am I and JaDT the only people left who haven’t gotten themselves into serious trouble yet?

I don’t think I’m in too much trouble.

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I suppose your family overall is

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Action-Try to hunt a deer or some other critter.

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