Wrong work ethic + gpa
I got a 30 in english for procrastinating
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You mean 30 points or 30%β¦?
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30 percent in the class 
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I donβt think thatβs a very good scoreβ¦
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Human/Giga-Chad (Quaternary, Holocene, 10,000 year ago) - domin2ktr.
Giant Anteater (Neogene, Zanclean, 5 MYA) - Animalia.
Catfish (Paleogene, Ypresian, 56.00 β 48.07 MYA) - Biscuit.
Troodon (Late Cretaceous, Campanian, 77.5β76.5 MYA) - JustaDumbThriver.
Scansoriopterygidae/Dragon (Middle to Late Jurassic, Callovian-Oxfordian, 165β156 MYA) - DragonKing.
Crayfish (Late Triassic, Norian, 216 MYA) - aah31415.
Gorgonops (Permian, Lopingian, 260β254 MYA) - Daganfox.
Arthropleura (Carboniferous, Moscovian, 315.2 β 307.0 MYA) - AnthropocenianAge.
Opabinia regalis (Middle Cambrian, Wuliuan, 505.0 MYA) - Rocketsgobrrrr.
Member of Green Sulfur Bacteria Colony (Proterozoic Eon, Paleoproterozoic Era, Siderian, 2.500 BYA) - willow (still exists in present Desolate Earth).
Rolled β¦ 2
In your Triassic underwater burrow, you hear willowβs voice in your dark underwater dreamscape, but cannot see them, βaah31415, is that you?β βYes, I am in ancient past, maybe the Triassic, but where are you?β you answer, still looking for them with your Crayfish eyes. βYou cannot see me, as I am a Chlorobaculum tepidum, a Thermophilic Green Suflur Bacteria, but I can somehow see you. I think I am in the very ancient past, probably a couple Billion Years ago based on the lack of apparent Oxygen affecting me.β βOh, greatβ¦β you say flabbergasted, hearing another voice like willow talking, βDidnβt I just communicate with aah31415?β
Rolling β¦ 5
You then notice a strange figure clothed in white material was in the maws of the Anomalocaris above you, with blood gushing out from extensive wounds as crushing sounds could be heard. At least it wasnβt me, you think, staying still until the Anomalocaris went away with its meal, wondering if it is another potentially transformed person or not. As the sun sets, you then start to forage for food particles using your flexible proboscis before it got too dark. Getting better at seeing through five eyes, you spot some trilobite Elrathia kingii as night falls, and follow the Middle Cambrian trilobites to safe spot. You eventually hide among the cactus-like spiky Cambrian sponge Pirania, and sleep.
Roll β¦ 1
Becoming noon, you see some of the first Orchids to ever evolve, but you feel exhausted from the lack of sleep. You start to notice regular vibrations in the nearby small puddle of water, and have seen enough Jurassic Park movies to β¦ Suddenly, the male Troodon who gave you the scar was eaten by an ancient Montantan tryannosaurid Gorgosaurus surveying the edge of its current territory - the largest land predator in the area - sending the entire Troodon pack into panic as they flee in different directions. βZo, zy zrother!β the female Alpha Troodon says in anguish before being forced to leave for safety . As you try to flee, your Troodon body starts to shut down from the lack of sleep, as you literally fall asleep on the ground with the Gorgosaurus making a mumbled crocodile-like sound βroarβ(dream action next round).
Roll β¦ 5
In my dream, I am up in this Mazon Creek Carboniferous forest, and it is late morning. I can tell I am dreaming since the sky does not look right, with the clouds being faces of people I know or have seen. I wander around the ancient Horsetail tree, seed ferns, and ancient confer forest expecting to see someone else, and realize they are probably hiding from large creatures. I hear water nearby and go there after βwalkingβ for a bit on my many Arthropleura limbs, seeing a Carboniferous Horseshoe Crab Liomesaspis laevis by a river. Then, I see a small jaw peeking above the water, and the vague outline of a proboscis connected to larger body below the water β Tullimonstrum!
Rolling β¦ 4
Now in the afternoon with the fight continuing, you decide to bite the Sinraptor don-gi in the shoulder. The Sinraptor don-gi makes a loud reptile roar out of pain, and before it can attack you back, you breathe flame into the wound. The injured theropod dinosaur makes a reptilian screech of pain upon feeling your wrath of flame, retreating backward. You are about attack one more when you see baby Sinraptors hiding in the ancient Gnetidae trees nearby, realizing that this parent is simply try to protect its children from a perceived threat. You roar once more and breathe out fire into the air as a display of strength, causing the Sinoraptor parent going back to the Gnetidae trees with its children, with you finally landing and collapsing on the ground (dream action next round).
Rolled β¦ 3
You now decide to do what many Anteaters do when threatened, which is to get up on your hind limbs to stand up and start t-posing. This is random display momentarily confuses the Devincenzia, allowing you slash the large Terror Bird with your claws in its chest area. You hear the mimiced scream of your brother from the Terror Bird, which then quickly counter attacks by kicking you. You try to move out the way, but are not fast enough, getting kicked and impaled in the neck by the large foot claws. The fear and pain of sudden death causes you wake up from your nightmare.
Rolling β¦ 1
Now close to noon, you look around the drying out landscape with some Ancient Cypress, ancient Cycad, and ancient seed plants. The protomammal Dicynodont Lystrosaurus remain hidden in their burrow out of fear, when an injured and bleeding Therocephalian Euchambersia mirabilis comes running by. You go to help the smaller sabertoothed protomammal, but it misunderstands your intentions and bites you, injecting you with venom. You chastise yourself for forgetting that some protomammals, like Euchambersia mirabilis, have fossil evidence of possibly containing venom glands. You start seizing up from venom in your nervous system as you see a starving, over 3 meter long Gorgonopsid Inostrancevia africana, among the largest Gorgonopsids to ever exist, head toward you to continue its hunt of prey.
Biscuit β¦ RNG roll β¦ 4
You dream of seeing your big brother, Detective Donshohuto, again in a family get together. You are still a Catfish, but no one seems to be bothered by it. βHave you figured out why people have started to turn into different organisms?β, Detective Donshouto asks sitting to your left in a comfy chair. Even though you are a Catfish, you can speak in the dream, βNot yet, but since we are both detectives, I am sure we will figure it out eventually.β Your older brother was an inspiration to you, and the reason you also become a detective, you think in the back of your mind as you converse with other members of your family.
domin2ktr β¦ RNG roll β¦ 2
You have managed to keep the Woolly Rhinos in place in the snow as it turns noon, but your grip loosens on the right Wooly Rhino, and it impales you through the stomach. But since this is not the first time you have had such an injury, you break off the horn of that Woolly Rhinos and use your Giga-Chad strength to swing the other held Woolly Rhino around to hit the two rhinos together. You then use the broken horn to stab and kill the Woolly Rhino that stabbed you in return, as the other Woolly Rhino starts making sad Rhino noises that its mate was killed and later leaves. You feel sad at what had to be done, noticing a broken spear in its hide when skinning the ancient beast for warm clothing. The Woolly Rhinos were vengeful toward any humans because the ancient beasts were attacked recently by them, making you ponder about life as you drift asleep (dreams next round).
willow β¦ RNG roll β¦ 1
βNow there are two of them?!β aah31415 says, waving their Crayfish claws around emphatically in confusion, as the original willow says still confused, βYeah?..β The original willow also sees in the dreamscape a Greater Anteater battling a Terror Bird, a Catfish talking to someone, and an Arthropluera seeing a Horseshoe crab and a Tullimonstrum. The two willows and aah31415 then hear a voice echoing in the distance of the mine, βWe still do not know the effects of the machineβ¦β, piquing the original bacterial willowβs interest. βOther me, I heard a machine being activated before transformed people such as us were somehow transported across time!β the original willow pleads with the other willow. Other willow is not having any of this, saying, βThat sounds like a your-universe problem,β who then decides to ignore any further attempts of communication, even with aah31415 pleading, βBut we all trapped in different time periods!β
Sorry about not posting this earlier, since my computer suddenly crashed today.
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Action- Cry out and hope that I look similar enough to be confused for a baby Inostrancevia, then curl up beside the Euchambersia
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Action: Try to find food (I hope I donβt get poisoned), and then search for a nearby stream for water.
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DA: Try to figure out what to do to survive.
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Sleep Action: Try to reach out to other turned people like what willowβs been doing for a while now
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Dream action: strategize a survival plan for the middle cambrian
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I suppose that figure was the same kin of alien who visited the intermediates world?
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Action: I look around
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I have recently heard this is apparently also what giant ground sloths used to do
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This makes me wonder if Evolution created an animal doing some form of breakdancing before humans did it.
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You mean specifically evolved to breakdance or some animal having done that accidentally?
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Either one of the possibilities.
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I am pretty certain the later would have happened at some point in time, not sure about the former though.
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Dream Action: Dream of my human self, living my usual life before the strange time warping.
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Didnβt know we were at round 1405006117752879898543142606244511569936384000000000 already
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Time to start using squartroots!
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