When do you think will first catgirls be created irl?
//somewhere around 2080s and 2150s, if we don’t belgium ourselves too much with climate change. humans really like antropormorphic animals.
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well, i already have quite a few 1/2 liter bottles of 8610-3 fluid(the maximum allowed volume to contain in a small space, since above that it starts gaining sentience) in my lab’s refridgerator, since none of the 8610-3 instances so far have shown any ability to feel pain, and we have to regularly extract mass from them since they convert their prey directly into about 25% 8610-3 fluid, 50% glucose, 20% fat, and 5% a mixture of various neurotransmitters and opiorphin, with no waste products from that conversion except miniscule amounts of CO2.
and that 25% builds up fast. especially when you take into consideration that what they percieve as prey depends on their volume, so if we weren’t extracting any of the fluid they’re made of, we’d either have an absurd amount of 8610-3 instances, or the same amount we do now, but we’d have to feed them all a whole cow every day. and the amount we’d have to feed them would grow exponentially until we had a grey goo situation on our hands.
maybe that would be good for an experiment, but we don’t want earth getting turned into a mass of meowing liquid cat. maybe we can do that with pluto, or one of jupiter’s less well known moons, or maybe even one of our gas giants, after all, 8610-3 fluid can use that reaction 8610-3 instances use to have hunting be useful on any prey it can fully envelop, as long as the fluid is above a certain concentration, so maybe we could do that and turn jupiter into an anomalous, organic supercomputer that can spread life throughout the universe, and make it be used in manufacturing bioships.
as for the blood, something about the combination of loving science, loving biology, and being a furry seems to result in a fascination blood, so most of our researchers in the west wing will likely be fine with donating blood. obviously they’ll still have to sign a form that says they consent to their blood being drawn for scientific purposes, as the HR department seems to love to remind me after that one time i forgot to write what i was using the blood for. but that’s beside the point.
going back to that thing about a jupiter sized 8610-3 instance, a microscope image of the fluid an 8610-3 instance is made of shows the fluid is about 15% neurons by volume(most of which are used for retaining their shape when not in a container), 30% cells that are more similar to a mix of skeletal and cardiac muscle than anything else, 40% a macrophage cell type that doubles as stem cells, and the rest are cells that just bend reality to keep the whole entity fully oxygenated, at equilibrium of ATP production and ATP consumption, and not dead from external factors except being cannaballized to keep the rest of the entity alive.
that said, a large enough 8610-2 instance would likely form layers, organs, and a mind so advanced a human mind would in comparison to its mind would be like an ant’s sensory ganglion in comparison to an entire human with as many relationships, hobbies, skills, and talents as they can possibly handle.
TLDR for that first (surprisingly square shaped) wall of text, neither of those will be a problem, since we have to regularly extract the fluid that makes up 8610-3 instances to not have a grey goo scenario: :3 edition, and, while the data i used to gather the following information may not be 100% accurate, quite a few of our researchers in the west wing are fascinated with blood, so that’s already abundant in the cold storage room.
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so… it would be like end of evangelion third impact but meow?
DON’T. EWEN. DARE.
i hate theses guys. one time they twied to make me feel sorwy about what we’re doing to Zenn, even after all of he did to us.
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What if SCP-8610 was a real virus?
i would be getting infected immediately upon finding out about it. even if it was spread like a normal virus.
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If there was to be a real SCP-8610 outbreak, how long do you think would it take for it to convert all humans?
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Great guys I had another browsing session on our archives to see if theres any easy solution to our problems.
Writing down here to ask if there is any way SCP-055 could be used before I forget.
Please remember to write down any ideas immediately.
Edit: Actually wait let me get the reality anchors.
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if we could get awn way to infect whatever 055 is, maybe anyone infected with 8610 would return to nowmal after observating it, siwce their memetic capacities would be miwxed? Just an vewy rough hypotesis, probably wont work.
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Wait when did I wright this?
What SCP is this?
One moment while I look this up…
Okay, so it’s a Cognito hazard that makes you forget.
Maybe that’s why they labeled it Keter class, because they don’t know what it could do.
Maybe that’s why they locked it in a concrete box as well
…
OH THATS WHY I WAS HEADING TO THE REALITY ANCHORS!!!
…uh, needs any hewp?
Help with what?
What were we talking about?
Edit:
OH RIGHT F*CK REALITY ANCHORS!!!
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you was babbling awound about the 055 again. i swear, its the 9th time this week you twied to do rewsearch on it and it’s only tuesday. first, you is all excited to finally be able to cownduct research on it, then you forget evewything due to you always fowgeting to grab a reality anchors, then you belgium realizes it awgain after exactly 23,48 seconds you exit the room, and the whole pwocess repeats. over and. over.
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Just go to these anchors, Centarian. Direct connection decreases the risk of forgetting.
Wait if I just write what I want to do on the inside of some glasses and wear them I won’t forget.
Do you have a pen and some glasses I could borrow?
Or maybe just some holographic glasses?
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Yes, i indeed have. bewtter also write on your awm (your fur may difficult it though) and some really eye catwching thing like finger reminders or a cowically big hat.
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Thank you.
One moment.
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What did I need to remember again?
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OH RIGHT!
Get to Scranton reality anchor so you can not forget SCP-055
That sound good?
Maybe a Scranton reality anchor isn’t a good idea but whatever.
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I’ll accowpany you there befowe you forget something dumb again… And, yes you WILL GET THAT SCRANTON ANCHOR OR MY NAME ISN’T…
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…i forgot my name again. i don’t even remember having a name at all, so i… think i’m still fine.
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I think that’s the cat goo.
Pretty sure you’re dying bud, and turning into more of that goo stuff.
I suggest you find a way to cure that if you want to live.
Anyways I was doing something…
What’s written on these glasses?
…
Well that seems important.
I should probably go to that.
I guess the idea was for me to put these on.
Yea bye for now Imma follow these instructions.
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no no no no no no no, i’m totally fine.
well, yessss, i sweat a little of the -3 here 'n there but notwing TOO bad. just the usual. however, i gewuinally don’t think i have a name. my ID card says "Dr. ███████. If i’m not miwtaken my name was suppowsed to be “Twappist”, but thats can’t be right. It must be just an nicwkname or smth.
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