Thrive's Mysterious Vending Machine


♫ How bout I do anyway ♫

Insert: The wish to make it to 1000 posts

(Uncertain Agent) #304

Receive 3 month long ban and a deleted thread
Insert server overload

(Evolution4Weak) #305


Error 503: Service Not Available

Insert:More Servers

(Grdfala) #306

Receive: Restaurant.

Insert: Great food.

(Evolution4Weak) #307

Receive: 4 Stars
Insert: The End?

(Aviscerator) #308

Receive: to be continued …
Insert: soap opera

(𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑱𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑬𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #309

Receive: Clean dishes
Insert: A $5000 triple monitor gaming setup

(Radical Revolutionary) #310

dont know why clean dishes give you a 5000 dollar gaming setup

(𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑱𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑬𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #311

pocket money

(Radical Revolutionary) #312

Receive:broken monitor

(𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑱𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑬𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #313

What actually happens, Im pretty sure, is that a post is supposed to give the post above something for what they inserted


And then you insert something else


(Radical Revolutionary) #314

so what?(10 characters)

(𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑱𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑬𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #315

I gave soap opera = clean dishes

I then inserted a gaming setup

I was right

(Radical Revolutionary) #316

receive: I then
insert:learn some grammar

(𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑱𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑬𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #317

I’m not, sure thats how this works…

(Radical Revolutionary) #318

well they inserted infinite loops until someone said broke vending machine (mostly evolution4weak)

(𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑱𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑬𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #319

receive: presidency
insert: a flock of carrier pigeons

(Radical Revolutionary) #320

receive must be related to insert

(𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑱𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑬𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #321

What? Said who?

(Askyw) #323

receive must be related to the last insert but your insert and recieve do not have to relate