Thrive's Mysterious Vending Machine


#384

Recieve: my Eggo

Insert: Ann egg with the Thrive logo on it


(𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘±π’π’π’π’š π‘¬π’Žπ’‘π’†π’“π’π’“ 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #385

Receive: A multimillion dollar idea

Insert: @ everyone


(Evolution4Weak) #386

Receive: @everyone

Insert: Does @ Everyone work?


(𝒦𝒾𝓃𝑔 π‘œπ’» π’―π’½π’Ύπ“ƒπ‘”π“ˆ) #387

Receive: maybe

Insert: Time Loopsβ„’, a matter of time until you get in a loop with this new cereal!


(Evolution4Weak) #388

Receive: Froot Loops

Insert: Does @ Everyone work?


(𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘±π’π’π’π’š π‘¬π’Žπ’‘π’†π’“π’π’“ 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #389

Receive: maybe

Insert: Time Loopsβ„’, a matter of time until you get in a loop with this new cereal!


(Evolution4Weak) #390

Receive:

ERROR: TIME LOOP DETECTED! ATTEMPTING TO CLOSE THE TIME LOOP!

Insert: Does @ Everyone work?


#391

Recieve: NO

Inssert: Texas


(Evolution4Weak) #392

Receive: The Alamo

Insert: Does @ Everyone work?


(Uncertain Agent) #393

Receive an answer that doesn’t satisfy you

Insert a question no one can answer accurately


#394

Recieve: 2 + 2

Insert: 5


(Evolution4Weak) #395

Receive: 5 Guys

Insert: NFZYR-XBH0R-ZT4TB


(Uncertain Agent) #396

Receive: A used steam game

Insert: Anger


(𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘±π’π’π’π’š π‘¬π’Žπ’‘π’†π’“π’π’“ 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #397

Receive: leads to Hate

Insert: Hate leads to


(Evolution4Weak) #398

Receive: Therapy

Insert: 53I4Z-NI3ZC-0K05V


(𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘±π’π’π’π’š π‘¬π’Žπ’‘π’†π’“π’π’“ 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #399

Receive: Another $2 steam game

Insert: Another time loop


(Evolution4Weak) #400

Receive: A Cereal

Insert: Does @ Everyone work?


(𝒦𝒾𝓃𝑔 π‘œπ’» π’―π’½π’Ύπ“ƒπ‘”π“ˆ) #401

Receive: @everyone

Insert: crappy copy pasta


#402

Recieve: Crappy Pasta

Insert: Crappy Pasta Sauce


(Aviscerator) #403

Receive: vomits
Insert: A 2000 years old china plate