Thrive's Mysterious Vending Machine

Receive: A multimillion dollar idea

Insert: @ everyone

Receive: @everyone

Insert: Does @ Everyone work?

Receive: maybe

Insert: Time Loops™, a matter of time until you get in a loop with this new cereal!

Receive: Froot Loops

Insert: Does @ Everyone work?

Receive: maybe

Insert: Time Loops™, a matter of time until you get in a loop with this new cereal!

Receive:

ERROR: TIME LOOP DETECTED! ATTEMPTING TO CLOSE THE TIME LOOP!

Insert: Does @ Everyone work?

Recieve: NO

Inssert: Texas

Receive: The Alamo

Insert: Does @ Everyone work?

Receive an answer that doesn’t satisfy you

Insert a question no one can answer accurately

Recieve: 2 + 2

Insert: 5

Receive: 5 Guys

Insert: NFZYR-XBH0R-ZT4TB

Receive: A used steam game

Insert: Anger

Receive: leads to Hate

Insert: Hate leads to

Receive: Therapy

Insert: 53I4Z-NI3ZC-0K05V

Receive: Another $2 steam game

Insert: Another time loop

Receive: A Cereal

Insert: Does @ Everyone work?

Receive: @everyone

Insert: crappy copy pasta

1 Like

Recieve: Crappy Pasta

Insert: Crappy Pasta Sauce

Receive: vomits
Insert: A 2000 years old china plate

Receive: a 7,000 year old forum game post

Insert: Dead forum game