Thrive's Mysterious Vending Machine

(𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑱𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑬𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #364

Receive: ④

Insert: Redundancy

(Aviscerator) #365

Receive: verbosity
Insert: random poem from the internet

(Evolution4Weak) #366


Free verse by Anonymous

How happy are snouted raccoons!
Do raccoons make you shiver?
do they?

How happy are domesticated finches!
Are you upset by how domestic they are?
Does it tear you apart to see the finches so tame?

I cannot help but stop and look at wooly pigeons.
Pigeons are muddled. pigeons are confused,
pigeons are hirsute, however.

Pay attention to the elk,
the elk is the most yellow deer of all.
Elk - the true source of bwak.

foxes are not grownup!
foxes are exceptionally jejune.
Foxes are puerile. foxes are jejune,
foxes are adolescent, however.

I cannot help but stop and look at zebra ducks.
Do ducks make you shiver?
do they?

Insert: $100


Revieve: $10

Insert: 100 Sporebucks

(Evolution4Weak) #368

Receive: 1 Thrivium

Insert: Love

(𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑱𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑬𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #369

Receive: Happiness (very wholesome)

Insert: 100 Tons of Red Spice

(ፕቿክፕልርረቿ ረዐዪዕ) #370

Receive: 10 Sporebucks

Insert: Shameless plug (I'll draw your organisms)

(𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑱𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑬𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #371

Receive: A drop in reputation, collective sighs of disappointment from the audience, and the title ‘Sucky Self-Advertiser’

Insert: the person below is hella gay

(𝒦𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈) #372

Receive: no u

Insert: when you open chewing gum in class


Recieve: T-posing and singing the halo theme in a school bathroom

Insert: A cross

(𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑱𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑬𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #374

Receive: No Vampires

Insert: Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right A B

(𝒦𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈) #375

Receive: secret cheat code

Insert: 192

(Askyw) #376

It’s: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start
god if you are going to do a cheat code do it right and go with the Konami code!
now that that rant is over,

Recieve: 193
Insert: Barracka Obama (the next Mortal Combat character alongside Mecha-Trump)

(𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑱𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑬𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #377

oooooooh, no wonder it didn’t work

(Grdfala) #378

You receive a new game: Presidents vs Dictators!

Inserts the possibility to beat the post count of the Miscellaneous talk thread

(Evolution4Weak) #379

Receive: Stop Posting So We can let the Other Thread Get A Higher Post Count

Insert: haha you cant see this THE COLOR IS #111111 or #131418



Insert: The absence of color

(Grdfala) #381


Inserts: a ddos attack on the community forums

(𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑱𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑬𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #382

Receive: high pitched screeching

Insert: a 2 hour pause

(Askyw) #383

Recieve: 2 minute pause
Insert: Lego