Thrive's Mysterious Vending Machine

Recieve: A normal vending machine

Insert: A sentient vending machine

Recieve: hungry hungry vending machine

Insert: puffy cloudz

Recieve: Light rain

Insert: Fire and brimstone

Receive: Hell

Insert: Hitlers favorite number

Receive: 16
Insert: Infinity

Receive: Infinity War

Insert: Dio

Receive: 2
Insert: 2 + 2

Receive: FOUR

Insert: carbon fiber undies

(insert???)

Receive: Trees
Insert: Bees

Receive: OH NO NOT THE BEES!

Insert: the bee movie

Receive:
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don’t care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let’s shake it up a little
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?

Insert: The Greatest Movie Of All Time!

Receive: The Emoji Movie

Insert: Triggered folks below me

RECEIVE A GOD DAMNED GOOD OL’ SLAPPING FOR THAT!

Insert world peace

Receive: a piece of the world

Insert: Sodium Chloride

Receive: Umm… Salt
Insert:

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̧̛̦̟͓̥̦͉̆͛͗͋ͬ̉́ͅ
̨̥̞͉̣͚̖̰̥̦̪̝͙̥͖̹͈͈̞ͯ͐̊̽̀̚͞Ś̛̥̥͎̩̮̖͎͎̦̯̬́̓͗͒̍ͦͭͦ̓͑̏̋i̜̝̯̜̬̝̻͍̩̋̄ͫ͂̍̎̉̔̂̓̈́͗̓̀ͤ̀̓̃̀͜l̡̑̒ͩ͂̇̇͊ͤͭ̋͒̿͛̔̈́͡҉̟̼̺̠͕̝̣̩̲͖͙͓̰̥̜e̵̪̼̲͔͕̪͓̣̻̼̰̻̋̈ͭ͐̕n͋̄̑͆͊ͯͤ́҉̧̲̹̯͈̬̟ĉ̷̝͔̣̜ͨ̓ͩ̄̂ͪͣ̅̓ͣ͑̏ͩ̿̀̚e̡͕̞̰̻̥̯̘̍̔͛ͫͥͤ̎̑͘̕̕͝!̧̛̩̱̩͙͎̫͓̏̎͋ͮͦ̒ͧ̒̊̂̇̅͂̃͆ͤ͛̀̕͡

Receive: the sound of silence

Insert: foorum gAEmz

Receive: THrIVE’s mYsTeRIouS VenDINg macHIne
Insert: 9

1 Like

Recieve: Nein99

Insert: 4

1 Like

Receive: ④

Insert: Redundancy