Thrive's Mysterious Vending Machine


(Merlok keeper of the liberty top-hat) #444

Recieve: people who think this thread is dead
Insert: this thread is not dead guys


(OrganismOverlord) #445

Recieve: Deception

Insert: Leave this thread, a o’ great lord @discobot has informed us that we must depart from this once grand thread.


(discobot) #446

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.


(OrganismOverlord) #447

I didn’t ask you any questions, Discobot.

Silence.


(𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘±π’π’π’π’š π‘¬π’Žπ’‘π’†π’“π’π’“ 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #448

Alright alright, once and for all, lets decide if this thread should continue.
Oh great discobot, give us your fortune!
@discobot fortune Should this god forsaken thread commit die?


(discobot) #449

:crystal_ball: Concentrate and ask again


(𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘±π’π’π’π’š π‘¬π’Žπ’‘π’†π’“π’π’“ 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #450

@discobot fortune Should this god friccing forsaken thread continue its pained existance?


(discobot) #451

:crystal_ball: Very doubtful


(𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘±π’π’π’π’š π‘¬π’Žπ’‘π’†π’“π’π’“ 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒅) #452

Thats an open invitation to lock this thread


(Evolution4Weak) #453

T H E
B O T
H A S
S P O K E N


(OrganismOverlord) #454

THE LORD HAS SPOKEN.

HEED HIS DEMANDS.


(Grdfala) #455

The op has spoken to say. Nah let’s keep it going!
Receive: this thread still going 20 years later.

Insert: Quantumcrab’s wish to destroy my thread :rage:


(𝒦𝒾𝓃𝑔 π‘œπ’» π’―π’½π’Ύπ“ƒπ‘”π“ˆ) #456

Receive: Omega

Insert: @hhyyrylainen seize this thread!


(OrganismOverlord) #457

Recieve: Blasphemy

Insert: A being that is powerful than a god, that has trancended a plane beyond comprhension. It is beyond all powers that exist beyond gods known to the universe. His name must never be spoken, as the written initals of the being will cause even the immortal to decay into a spiral of madness and never ending despair.


(Evolution4Weak) #458

Receive: Johnny Johnny
Insert: Yes Papa


(OrganismOverlord) #459

Receive: Eating Sugar?

Insert: No Papa


(Evolution4Weak) #460

Receive: Telling Lies
Insert: Yes Papa


(OrganismOverlord) #461

#462

Receive: My father

Insert: Domestic violence


(OrganismOverlord) #463

Receive: Bruises

Insert: Phone call to 911