Thrive's Mysterious Vending Machine

Recieve: Deception

Insert: Leave this thread, a o’ great lord @discobot has informed us that we must depart from this once grand thread.

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

I didn’t ask you any questions, Discobot.

Silence.

Alright alright, once and for all, lets decide if this thread should continue.
Oh great discobot, give us your fortune!
@discobot fortune Should this god forsaken thread commit die?

:crystal_ball: Concentrate and ask again

@discobot fortune Should this god friccing forsaken thread continue its pained existance?

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:crystal_ball: Very doubtful

3 Likes

Thats an open invitation to lock this thread

T H E
B O T
H A S
S P O K E N

THE LORD HAS SPOKEN.

HEED HIS DEMANDS.

The op has spoken to say. Nah let’s keep it going!
Receive: this thread still going 20 years later.

Insert: Quantumcrab’s wish to destroy my thread :rage:

Receive: Omega

Insert: @hhyyrylainen seize this thread!

Recieve: Blasphemy

Insert: A being that is powerful than a god, that has trancended a plane beyond comprhension. It is beyond all powers that exist beyond gods known to the universe. His name must never be spoken, as the written initals of the being will cause even the immortal to decay into a spiral of madness and never ending despair.

Receive: Johnny Johnny
Insert: Yes Papa

Receive: Eating Sugar?

Insert: No Papa

Receive: Telling Lies
Insert: Yes Papa

Receive: My father

Insert: Domestic violence

Receive: Bruises

Insert: Phone call to 911

Receive:: 119
Insert: Keep posting to get that post count higher