Today is just not your day: The Game

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You are not alone however…
Today is a fallen realm day.
You now are the no-more kingdom of Protista.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

No Biologists dares to try and classify things under “Protista”.
Today is a very confusing day.
You are now a clade that is constantly shifting placement in evolutionary lineages as new DNA sequencing occurs.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Something strange happens.
Today taxonomy broke.
You now are Parakaryon.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

You are not the only missing link to be found.
Today is a very ancestral day.
You are now the Ediacaran Uncus dzaugisi, the oldest animal known to be free moving and have chitin.

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Some other Ediacaran critter pops up…
Today is a slug day.
You now are Kimberella.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

Everyone likes donuts, right?
Today is a very torus day.
You are now the Ediacaran Cruller donut-shaped organism Obamus.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

You have been consumed by…
Today is a purple day.
You now are Doomlightning the Anomalocarris.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

Doomlightning has entered the chat.
Today is a very Radiodont day.
You are now an Aegirocassis, a literal shrimp whale from the early Ordovician.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Unfortunately, you are swallowed by…
Today is an iceberg day.
You now are the Bloop.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

But Global Warming isn’t helping.
Today is a very melting day.
You are now the last piece of ice on Earth, since the rest have melted away.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

Where are you though?
Today is a dusk day.
You now are the last bunker of humanity, where all have hidden after the surface was scorched by ???. The last piece of ice is here too.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

People start talking to the last piece of ice.
Today is a very delirious day.
You now the Earth, scorched by a Gamma Ray Burst

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What will emerge out of this?
Today is a miracle day.
You now are a plant that has somehow survived on the surface.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

Radiation using plants?
Today is a very plant day.
You are now a plant that glows to protect itself from radiation.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

How bright might it glow?
Today is a bright day.
You now are a camera on a mountain 10 kilometers away from the plant, looking in it’s general direction.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

At least this mountain is not a volcano.
Today is a very nostalgic day.
You are now a sequel to an old film, made by greedy executives to cash in on nostalgia.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

The sequel takes revenge on it’s maker.
Today is a strange day.
You now are the radioactive plant that has escaped from the production stage of the bad sequel.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

The Plants Strike Back!
Today is a terrifying day.
You are now Earth covered in Sapient Glowing Plants.

[aah31415 (The maker of SitF, Radiostrocity, The Lifenote and TGBing; The Second Ascended...; And just maybe a security warning come alive...?)]

How bright is it now?
Today is a revenge day.
You now are The Moon, which’s surface is melting due to the amount of light from Earth.

[AnthropocenianAge (𝒜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓇𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝒽𝓊𝑔!)]

This homogenizes the surface, so no more different crusts on different sides of the Moon.
Today is sad day.
You are now all the lunar landing crafts that have melted, too.