Today is just not your day: The Game


(*Dab*) #1

This game is simple. Someone innitiates a command. And someone else follows up but instead of doing what they asked. They do something horrible and say “Today is just not your day” before innitiating another command which another person will follow up with.

For example:

First person:
You become the fastest person in the world

Second person:
You are fast. Faster than the speed of sound. Your speed is impossible to control and you end up crashing into a wall and dying.

Today is just not your day

You find a way to solve world peace.

Third person:
You solve world peace. But now that everyobe is happy. They start killing everyone because they hate world peace.

Today is just not your day

You are able to control fire

Etc


(*Dab*) #2

Ill start this off.

You are able to travel back in time


(OrganismOverlord) #3

Sounds interesting.

You travel back in time, to the age of the Cambrian explosion (my personal favorite). But the oxygen here is not enough to keep you alive, and you suffocate.

Today is just not your day.


(Merlok keeper of the liberty top-hat) #4

I’ll try
You are able to See if there is a god


(OrganismOverlord) #5

You open your eyes, and you see not god, but a horrific monster.

It is god.

Today is just not your day.


(*Dab*) #6

Hey guys. Quick tip. After you say today is just not your day. Below you can type in another command.

Also

You acheive absolutte immortality.


(OrganismOverlord) #7

You watch your friends and family die around you.

Today is just not your day.

You have been abducted by aliens.


(*Dab*) #8

Turns out the aliens were nothing but a hallucination. The real alien was a suspicious looking man next to a white van. But the abduction was no hallucination. You were kidnapped and used in human trafficking.

Today is not your day

You try to kill yourself


(OrganismOverlord) #9

You can’t come to do it. You return to your abusive father.

Today is just not your day.

You buy a dog.


(🔥😈🔥The Lord Of Bored🎄🎄🎄) #10

the dog terns in to a monster.

Today is just not your day.

you go to space.


(*Dab*) #11

your body is flung out of earths atmosphere. And without a suit. You try to hold your breath. But all that does is create bubbles in your veins which causes your very. Very. Gruesome death

Today is just not your day

You become the king of the world


(Uncertain Agent) #12

You are assassinated on your third day as king, and the world plunges into chaos as hundreds fight for your crown.

Today is just not your day.

You win the lottery.


(Merlok keeper of the liberty top-hat) #13

You buy everything you ever wanted but you still feel empty and you become depressed
It is not your day.

Get rid of the un (as in the united nations)


(The Third Duke of Silly) #14

can’t wait to see these people singlehandedly surpass the post counts of the devs via forum games.
i thought this age had ended. it has not, we have just plummeted father into hell.


(*Dab*) #15

Didnt understand This But im assuming you meant get rid of the sun.

You got rid of the sun to stop giving earth that annoying thing called light. but unluckily for you. when you destroyed the sun, earth was flung out of orbit and landed in another solar system that looks identicle to the previous solar system we were at. rendering all your work useless. you soon die in the empty abyss of space and contemplate your life choices.

today is just not your day

You start a family.


(𝒦𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈) #16

Your marriage falls to pieces, and your children are rebellious.

Today is just not your day.

You make a forum game that gives you artificial post counts.


(The Third Duke of Silly) #17

The thread is locked and your efforts are made worthless once again.

Today is just not your day.

You exist.


(*Dab*) #18

You exist.

Today is just not your day

you assassinate your mother in law


(OrganismOverlord) #19

You are taken to jail and given a death sentence.

Today is just not your day.

You murder your sister.

(this is starting to get dark)


(The Third Duke of Silly) #20

mmmmmmyeah lock this thread