Deathpacitoast
(Destroyer of worlds. Eater of babies.)
1
This game is simple. Someone innitiates a command. And someone else follows up but instead of doing what they asked. They do something horrible and say “Today is just not your day” before innitiating another command which another person will follow up with.
For example:
First person:
You become the fastest person in the world
Second person:
You are fast. Faster than the speed of sound. Your speed is impossible to control and you end up crashing into a wall and dying.
Today is just not your day
You find a way to solve world peace.
Third person:
You solve world peace. But now that everyobe is happy. They start killing everyone because they hate world peace.
You travel back in time, to the age of the Cambrian explosion (my personal favorite). But the oxygen here is not enough to keep you alive, and you suffocate.
Today is just not your day.
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Rednascar11
(Merlok keeper of the liberty top-hat)
4
Deathpacitoast
(Destroyer of worlds. Eater of babies.)
8
Turns out the aliens were nothing but a hallucination. The real alien was a suspicious looking man next to a white van. But the abduction was no hallucination. You were kidnapped and used in human trafficking.
Deathpacitoast
(Destroyer of worlds. Eater of babies.)
11
your body is flung out of earths atmosphere. And without a suit. You try to hold your breath. But all that does is create bubbles in your veins which causes your very. Very. Gruesome death
You are assassinated on your third day as king, and the world plunges into chaos as hundreds fight for your crown.
Today is just not your day.
You win the lottery.
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Rednascar11
(Merlok keeper of the liberty top-hat)
13
You buy everything you ever wanted but you still feel empty and you become depressed
It is not your day.
Get rid of the un (as in the united nations)
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Biologicah
(Only occasionally interested in Thrive)
14
can’t wait to see these people singlehandedly surpass the post counts of the devs via forum games.
i thought this age had ended. it has not, we have just plummeted father into hell.
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Deathpacitoast
(Destroyer of worlds. Eater of babies.)
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Didnt understand This But im assuming you meant get rid of the sun.
You got rid of the sun to stop giving earth that annoying thing called light. but unluckily for you. when you destroyed the sun, earth was flung out of orbit and landed in another solar system that looks identicle to the previous solar system we were at. rendering all your work useless. you soon die in the empty abyss of space and contemplate your life choices.