you get a death sentence for murdering the president of the usa (your sister)
today was not your day
dismantle the united nations
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some guy who likes the united nations kills you
today was not your day
you get a new video game about killing people
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this is getting darker
the game is a crappy bootleg and doesnt work. when you try to fix it you only break it more.
today is just not your day
You were bitten by a mutant radioactive spider!
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You feel ill and painful as several legs penertrate your body from the inside and you suddently forget how to speak,to write,to draw,you forget your religion,your family,your ex,the times where you are abused and suddently your sight change and you see little claws or whatever they are called growing out of your mouth and eventually you faint,seeing yourself in a lab with lights,sciencetist and then a giant iron door opened bringing a man with an orange suit and out the blue you trapped him in webs and spit some acid at him but you see the iron door closed.In a few days the sciencetist found a way to make you speak again and consiousness,turns out you are at a secret base where people keep unsual things and stuff and make prisoners come and test these things,promising them for release and then a moment where you are too sad to forget,the sciencetist says that you are trapped here forever,isolated the only person you will see are prisoners and sciencetist with some talk but you are stuck here forever,a containment breach will make you be locked down more,be more isolated,you begged them to remove your consiousness but they don’t accept telling you that consious you is easier for research
Today is just not your day
You found a cure for cancer
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But when u were exiting the lab two bandits stole it to help their mother
Today is not your day
U found alien life.
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Today is just not your say
You became god
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you dont know how to control your powers and accidentally destroy the universe with your family, your friends, even your girlfriend, you try to undo it but you make it worse and trap them in a time loop and you watch them everyday then the universe dies then it restarts you are driven insane and become a mad god
today is not your day
terraform venus
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While u were building the sky city a strong wind blew and pushed u off.
Today is just not your day
Ur the first human to use FTL
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u slam in to mars
Today is just not your day
u become a cyborg
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And a storm comes and lightning struck you
Today is just not your day.
U create a game that everyone thought was impossible
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You create a survival game with all of earth as its map, microsoft and sony try to buy your company but you refuse so microsoft hires an someone to kill you and when your dead they buy the company
Today was not your day
make a time machine
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U make a time machine and go 66milion years ago in Mexicos Yucatan peninsula and ur machine gets struck by the asteroid but u survive
Millions of years ago was not your day
You are Yuri Gagarin
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You die the same way he dies
Today is not your day
Watch my little pony
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my little pony climbs out of the TV and annoy you
Today is not your day
you watch something different
what??? How did it crawl out of the tv
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The Ring dont search that on google
I know what it is
have you seen anything in this game yet?
I know but i thought it would be like you died of annoyance or you chocked on your popcorn and died of suffocation
you don’t have to die
come on, you your-self did it